Season 2 Archive

 

 

 

THE MULE CUP CHAMPION, DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!

 

GM, Galen Murray – “What a season for the Wings.  Coming into the season, we hoped to improve on the season 1 exit in the Conference Semis.  Well we definitely improved on that by beating the Flyers 4-2 to win the Cup.  Season 2 saw plenty of moves to add some grit to this team.  We felt that’s what we lacked in Season 1.  I made some deals to bring in Scott Parker, Donald Brashear, Georges Laraque, Kaspy, and CuJo that all worked out well.  Good luck next season all and look for Detroit to repeat.”

Coach, Scotty Bowman – “What a team, enjoyed coaching every one of those guys.  I’m not a Hall of Fame coach for nothin’.  Think we can put up about 5 of this Cups in a row.”

Curtis Joseph – I’d like to thank GM Murray for freeing me from that wreck of a Canucks’ team, and I look forward to taking this Detroit team to the Finals again.”

Jay McKee – “3 game winners, haha…don’t think I’ve scored that many goals in my life.”

Darius Kasparitis – Those Flyers sure skate fast, but when I catch ‘em, I make ‘em pay.”

Jeff Friesen – “Maybe I don’t suck…people in ANA always say I do.”

Daymond Langkow – “Least my talents weren’t wasting away playing 3rd line for the Flyers.”

Martin LaPointe – “Penalties good, goals better.”

Mattias Ohlund – “Hope my buddy Jovo Cop joins me in Detroit soon.”

Jeff O’Neill – Guess if Theo couldn’t beat ‘em…he might as well join ‘em.”

Scott Gomez – “I always enjoy beating the Flyers, just like my days back in NJ.”

Radek Dvorak – “Just don’t hit my knee.”

Brooks Orpik –  “Gloves, I don’t need no stinking gloves.”

Matthieu Dandeneault – “Least I’m outta Bowman’s doghouse for now.”

Colin White – “$150,000, man I need to get paid more for this.  It’s hard work being a hitman.”

Paul Martin – “Go, Gophers!”

J-P. Dumont – “Least I’M bigger than that little shrimp on the Flyers’ team.”

Donald Brashear – “I’m an offensive weapon, why am I buried on the 4th line.  Look coach, my hands are at least as good as LeClair’s.”

Georges Laraque – “This sucks…I didn’t even get to beat the crap outta Roy.”

Tomas Holmstrom – “Least I got a ring before my demotion to the minors.”

Scott Parker – “All the guys I used to fight, I play with now…now what am I getting paid for?”

Steve Duchesne – “No I didn’t used to play with Gordie Howe…at least, I don’t think I did.”

Adrian Aucoin – “My wimpy ass was hurt all the playoffs…now I’m SUPER D!!”

Brian Gionta – “Woo Hoo”

Chris Osgood – “I’m a Wing, then a ‘Nuck, then a Leaf, then an Islander, then a Wing again…at least Pat Quinn didn’t eat me while I was there.”

Mike Dunham – “Hey, I got real good at charting shots…I can take that away from the playoffs.”

Sean Avery – “Just add water.”

Jordan Krestanovich – “I forgot what to say”

 

 

Team Quotes

 

  1. Richard Eisenbraun (New Jersey Devils) – “Next year…Feebs…you’re going down!!”
  2. Jason Feebs (Philadelphia Flyers) – Feebs told me he didn’t like quotes…what a fag.
  3. Scott Usher (Colorado Avalanche – “Fuckin lines are gay…cuz after you do ‘em, you have to send them in.  Fuck!!!”
  4. Mike Raydar (Ottawa Senators) – “We shall return!  Lucky for you all that Sakic got hurt AGAIN, or the Sens might have taught those Red Wings a lesson!”
  5. Omid Naiem (Edmonton Oilers) – "I am Persian... well my parents are... and they are not terrorists lol... i love this country and dont fuck with me! I am guaranteeing that Edmonton will be top 4 in the western conference! i have returned and all shall hail to me and beg for mercy when it is my team kicking the shit out of yours!"
  6. Allan Klompas (St. Louis Blues) – “After an average regular season and a dismal playoffs, I am rather disappointed with some/all of my players.  After losing their captain, Chris Pronger, midway through the season, the players looked toward minor league players like Scott Mellanby for guidance, and we are all aware of where that got the team.  Having said that, we hope to come out strong in the new season and carry our depth into the playoffs where a lot of our younger players will prosper.”
  7. Doug Larre (Dallas Stars) – "This is a warning to all GM's.  Heads will fucking fly in the upcoming
    season.  You have pissed off the wrong GM.  If I have to I will get that slut Alt back.”
  8. Jason Price (Columbus Blue Jackets – “This past season was a improvement for our organization, but the first round isn't good enough. In the next season we expect to struggle a little and maybe not make the playoffs as our goaltenders are in a transitional period. However if Denis can step up his game and become our starting goalie we may surprise a few people again. Good luck to everyone in the next season.”
  9. Aaron Klett (San Jose Sharks) – “Despite last year’s prediction of making the Semi-Finals, the Sharks ran into the “rebuilding” Detroit Red Wings.  If you’re going to beat someone, it might as well be the champs.  The Sharks made HUGE strides this year, picking up superstars like Daniel Alfredsson, Sandis Ozolinsh, the most exciting defenseman to watch, either making a rush up the ice for a goal or watching one go in his own net on workhorse goalie, John Nabokov, who played in all 82 games, winning 40 of them, and finishing with a great .907 save%.  Add to the mix Kim Jonsson, who some are calling the next Nik Lidstrom, and youngsters Lars Jonsson and Alexander Drozdetsky, an exciting young Russian winger who will be looking for the Calder trophy this year, things are looking nowhere but up for the Sharks…Chomp Chomp.”
  10. Brandyn Errickson (Washington Capitals) – "Once again the Capitals had a pretty good season followed by a horrible post season. Things in the Capital city just can't go on like this with out a major over haul."
  11. Eric Penz (Florida Panthers) – "Stepping into a team as the new guy in the office is never easy. This team is rebuilding, developing, growing, but they are growing the vision of someone else. I come here not to completely throw out the old, but to build on it, to create the team I know the Panthers can be. They say one good run is all hockey could muster out of a state this far south, I strongly disagree. The rats will run wild again, the Panthers will be hard to play against again."
  12. Tom Rehm (Montreal Canadiens) – “...another dissapointing postseason for the Canadiens - that´s basically
    the resumee of this season.  Despite very inspired play by the likes of  veterans Straka, Peca ,Robitaille and the emergence of young guns like Marcel Hossa, Jiri Fischer etc. the Habs were ousted again very early in the
    playoffs and not few in ´La belle province´ put the blame on young star goalie Jose Theodore who roughly has worn out his welcome......we´ll see how the new season starts and wouldn’t be surprised if a huge deal happens very
    soon...”
  13. Peter Fleck (Vancouver Canucks) – "I hate quotes, so no comment besides this - Canucks will rock" :)
  14. Darren Lavoie (Phoenix Coyotes) – “As the phoenix gm i would like to thank everyone for a great season.  Being my first season in head office i was satisfied with what my team had done with me behind the wheel.  We are still a young team and will continue to re-build and get better.”
  15. Phill Matchett (Toronto Maple Leafs) – “All the so called GM’s in this league lick balls!  Leafs had a development year, will be back in the top 4 in the East this season, No Doubt!  Got a lethal offence, shit defence!  Does it matter?, not fucking really, since you’s are all little Bitches!  Most of which are small in the pants!, not sure it has anything to do with hockey, but that stupid fucking Richard told me to write a quote or he would fire my ass!  How do you like dem apples!”
  16. Trevor Sabo (Nashville Predators) – “Nashville is looking to the entry draft to stockpile with more youth then we already have.  Sure we didn't make the play-offs last year but we could've.  We just wanted a higher pick.  Good luck to everyone this upcoming season.”
  17. James Lee (Anaheim Mighty Ducks) – “Since my ducks started to show their age and not play up to up to their large salaries, I decided to clean house. I accomplished that and added youth at the same time. i think i have a more balanced team, but penalties may be my downfall. Hey, at least we won't be boring to watch!”
  18. Darryl Wiebe (Boston Bruins) – “The Bruins continue to grow as a unit, and made the post-season. That was our first goal. Next season that is not good enough, we want to advance in the playoffs, and within 3 years be a solid cup contender. We will achieve this success through the growth of our younger players and by not trading away our talent for draft picks and cash."
  19. Watzov (Minnesota Wild) – Minnesota has the young talent developing at a great pace and finished season 2 off on a 4 game winning streak and figures to be a playoff contender in season 3!!!”
  20. Duane Larre (Buffalo Sabres) – “This year sucked the big one again.  To top it off, Gay Murray won, that
    fucker.  Oh well, next season we expect to be in the top 4 in the East.  We are rebuilding no more, we are here to make a statement.”
  21. Mike Aimoe (Carolina Hurricanes) – “After a disappointing season, once again missing the playoffs.  Jacques Demers has decided to give the young and up and coming stars of this team more ice time next season.  We all feel that they have something to prove and will play like every day their roster spot depended on it.  Unfortunately, this will spell an end to long time seasoned veterans Glen Wesley and Kevin Hatcher who have both been great players in the past for us but are getting lost in the shuffle.  We wish them good luck where ever they end up next season.”
  22. Josh Silver (Chicago Blackhawks) – "Fucked over by SIM re-rates yet again, the Hawks are fed up with this shit.  Watch out for a massive goon attack whenever you meet with them in season 3."
  23. Richard Halvorson (New York Rangers) – "You can't win if your always counting the reason's on
    why you’re going to lose." We're going after youth youth youth, they will be the
    future of this franchise as we expect to win.
  24. Dustin Price (Calgary Flames) – “We're hoping to rebound from a disappointing year. We are still a very young inexperienced team, but hopefully we can add some experience and make the playoffs.”
  25. Rory Neufeld (Los Angeles Kings) – “That Smitty guy’s a fag”
  26. Marc Porcina (New York Islanders) – “So once again the NYI finished in the bottom is the basement in the EASTERN Conference. The team is looking to rebound with a stealer performance some key youth where acquired during the season. Many veterans where passed on to other teams as they were not producing. The future of this club looks very strong with the new up and comers such as Brendan Bell, Chuck Kobasew, Branislav Mezei,Oleg Saprykin and Rick DiPietro look to stand up and make big contributions as rising stars in the NHL. So look for the NYI to set course to play hard and learn some our mistakes during the season. The head office, GM and couches are committed to putting a quality product on the ice and the wins will come!!!!!!!”
  27. Brian McNaughton (Pittsburgh Penguins) – “Another disappointing year as the Pens failed to live up to expectations.  Ah well, ill just make up for it this year by winning the cup.” 
  28. Joe Sposito (Atlanta Thrashers) – “Galen is a fucking fag, but the teams progress is looking good, Phill is a fag, so is josh and Pete, and Jason is a homo also, and Scott likes little boys
  29. Grant Hartwick (Tampa Bay Lightning) – “Our team was terrible this year, but the development was great. Next year may be our best year of the 2 year-old MFHL. Things look bright with solid centre, defense and goaltending.”

 

 

Awards:

 

Hart Trophy:

Winner – Patrik Elias (NJ)

Runner-Up – Peter Forsberg (COL)

Third Place – Joe Sakic (OTT)

 

Norris Trophy:

Winner – Janne Niinimaa (MTL)

Runner-Up – Niklas Lidstrom (DET)

Third Place – Wade Redden (COL)

 

Vezina Trophy:

Winner – Curtis Joseph (DET)

Runner-Up – Martin Brodeur (NJ)

Third Place – Patrik Lalime (OTT)

 

Calder Trophy:

Winner – Krys Kolanos (PHO)

Runner-Up – Marian Cisar (WSH)

Third Place – Boris Prostenko (PIT)

 

Selke Trophy:

Winner – Yannik Perreault (CAR)

Runner-Up – Mike York (FLA)

Third Place – Todd Marchant (EDM)

 

Kim Gernack Award:

Winner – Galen Murray (DET)

Runner-Up – Aaron Klett (SJ)

Third Place – Phill Matchett (TOR)

 

Rocket Richard Trophy:

Winner – Patrik Elias (NJ)

Runner-Up – Brendan Shanahan (PHI)

Third Place – Petr Bondra (DAL)

 

Wayne Gretzky Trophy:

Winner – Joe Sakic (OTT)

Runner-Up – Niklas Lidstrom (NJ)

Third Place – Jaromir Jagr (BUF)

 

Art Ross Trophy:

Winner – Patrik Elias (NJ)

Runner-Up – Joe Sakic (OTT)

Third Place – Jaromir Jagr (BUF)

 

Conn Smythe Trophy:

Winner – Daymond Langkow (DET)

Runner-Up – Jeff Friesen (DET)

Third Place – Brendan Shanahan (PHI)

 

Ron Greschner Award:

Winner – Derian Hatcher (PHI)

Runner-Up – Brian Leetch (NYR)

Third Place – Jeff Odgers (MIN), Joe Sakic (OTT), Dan Boyle (FLA)

 

Scott Stevens Award:

Winner – Rhett Warrener (FLA)

Runner-Up – Chris Chelios (DAL)

Third Place – Chris Pronger (PIT)

 

Alexei Yashin Award:

Winner- Darcy Tucker (CAR)

Runner-Up – Eric Lindros (NJ)

Third Place – Pavel Bure (ANA)

 

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