Tamers Unite! | ||||||||
Complete Opposite | ||||||||
Created by random members of the Pojo's Digimon Gossip forum. (First time I did it with copy and paste) Andromon: We are Borg. Resistance is futile. Ruki: Can't we all just get along? Don't fight, it isn't right. We'll discuss it all over a cup of tea. Culumon: Culumon warp digivolve to....MOONMILLENIUMMON! Takato: Oh crud... Henry: I guess this is why the devas wanted him so bad.... MoonMilleniummon: I am MoonMilleniummon, an evil digigod, my death crystal attack causes.....death....y'know...with crystals? Terriermon: *sigh* Gonna be one of those days... Juri:Hi this is my talking puppet!Talk to the audience puppet! Puppet:..... Juri:Puppet? Puppet:MWAHAHAHA!!I AM MYOTISMON!I shall take over season 03 and shall be king of both worlds!!Bow to me child!I am the demonic puppet. Omnimon:*appears out of portal*OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!How many damn times do we have to kill you!HOW MANY!!I'm not even going to kill you!I'll leave you as a harmless puppet!Cause you're driving me crazy*rips off both of his arms and runs away crying* Puppet:You fool!I shall make you my slave!My power is supreme! Juri:good job puppet!Now you can play barbie with me.I have some nice pretty pink dresses for you. Puppet:No you foolish girl!unhand me!I will destroy you!no not the dress!Help!I don't want to be in season 03 anymore.HELP MEEEE! Lee:I KILL YOU ALL! Impmon:Who wants.......DONUTS!!!??? Leee:eearyqesugdfdfjfgdashdfasjdkghksdv ljsk!*explodes* Takato:Who are you? Ruki:I'm Ruki and I love you here's my puppet MAAAIII *juri pops around the corner* Juri:You have a puppet too!COOL!!!Lets play Ruki:That's coolWho cares about these icky cards!*throws cards away* Renamon:RUKI! Ruki:What is it Renamon? Renamon:I....I WANT TO PLAY PUPPET TOO*brings out puppet* Ruki,Juri and Renamon:YAY!PUPPET TIME! Takato:....@.@ did I miss something Guillmon:Can I play too Takatomon? Impmon: May I please have the nice bread? Guilmon: Get lost. Impmon: *starts to cry* Riley: Ooh, shiny object ... OW! Yamaki: Oy... growlmon:u scare of me?u shouldnt takato:im sorry growlmon growlmon ut......MAYBE U SHOULD MWAHAHAHA!!!! takato:*melts* lee:dont look terriermon terriermon:too late kenta:cool growlmon is melting takato impmon:lalalalalala oh joy im feeling oh so happy today...BADABOOM*flowers start falling* Indaramon: I am the greatest, sweetest creature ever to walk this planet Impmon: I Love you, you love me we're the best that friends can be with a great big hug and a kiss for me too you won't you say I love you to Impmon: I love all tamers!!!!!!!!!!!! Riley: Tum te ta ta de do... Tally: What are you doing? Riley: Be quiet. I'm trying to download RealPlayer8. Tally: This isn't a home entertainment system! Takato: DDs are soooooooooooooooooo stupid. I'm ten times better than they are! I will not be defeated by a stupid Digimon like Blackwargreymon! yahahahahahaha! BlackCoromon: Coro..... Takato: AUGHHHHHHHHHH! Get it away!!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp! Rika: *On an internet chat room* What do you mean, what do I look like? Oh, you know. *Checks the room* *Murmurs:* All alone. Great. *Types:* I'm a hot red head, with blue eyes and a tight body! Oh, and my Mom is a designer, so I wear the tightest clothes! Renamon: *Appears behind her* What are you typing, Rika? Rika: Nothing! *Covers screen with her hands* Kazu: Girls are too wierd. I'm swearing off of them forever. *Sulks and goes to his room, which is decorated with girls pictures* Ahhhh this is the life. Henry: *To Terriermon, in the game* Kill 'em! Kill 'em all! Impmon:AAAAAAAAAH! Gargomon:Wait til you see my Roket lanuncher! Calumon:I think guilmon has it. Guilmon:Got milk?(Shoots rocket at Impmon) Henry,Takato,Rika: (That anime fall) That dude that tries to Destroy The Digimon:Got Cheese?(Shoots rocket at the Digimon tamers and they all die) Impmon:Ha Ha Ha!Now I can take over the world! Mihiramon: MWAHAHAHAHA! Those idiot tamers will never know what hit them ... for I, Mihiramon, the invincible Deva, SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Susie: Ooh, hewwo kitty cat! Wanna pway? Mihiramon: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... Makuramon: And then...I shall destroy the tamers!! Ooh, I'm so smart... Susie: Hewwo, monkey-wonkey! Let's pway! Makuramon: *screams like a girl and jumps off a large building* lee:i have to goo!!!!!! takato:goo? lee:NOOOOO!!I HAVE TO GOO!!! takato:the scrpit(sp?)says goo.see right here.what GT is typing. lee:TAKATO IM GOING TO EXPLODE!I-HAVE-TO-GOO!!!!! takato:i dont see how u goo lee:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH U ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!! rika:i dont think he's a complete idoit takato:*eating a larva* rika:now i think he's a complete idiot. lee:RIKA DO U HAVE A BATHROOM!!I HAVE TO GOO!!! rika:goo? takato:goo? impmon:goo? guilmon:goo? terriurmon:goo? renamon:goo? calumon:goo? lee:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Guilmon:I love Takato! Takato:AHHH! Are you gay or something! Juri's puppet got too close to Yamaki's lighter... *click* Juri's Puppet: AAAAHHH!! I'M BURNING, I'M BURNING, I-- Hey, I'm not burning. Hmm, what does this button do... *click* *FOOM* Juri's Puppet: AAAAAAHHH!! NOW I'M BURNING, NOW I'M BURNING... takato:hey lee can i use ur bathroom?i have to goo. lee:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............(as if reading a script)wow aint this good lemonade takato.uh oh it looks like there a bug in my lemonade.i guess i'll have to dumb it out.*pours lemonade slowly* takato:what r u doing MAN!?I HAVE TO GOO! lee:goo? takato:LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*wets his pants**weakly*lee lee:*walks away*uh oh terriurmon:what? lee:i have to goo! terriurmon:goo? lee:i hate everybody Takato: GOTTA CATCH UM ALL POKEMON! *wearing every kinda Pokemon clothes imaginable* Guillmon: *sobs* He has been like this for a few days now......... Jen: Think he is ok? Takato: Pokemon! Yeah! Terriermon: Look at him, he must have everything Pokemon.... Takato: HOORAY! My Pokemon home pregancy test just came in the mail! Jen: 0_0;; Home Pregancy test? Guillmon: You should have saw him when they were give out Pokemon Spandax and he has been trying to stuff me in a Pokeball for days now Takato: Pikachu! Pikachu! Jen and Terriermon: *slowly backs away* DemiDevimon--Hey boss,how ya doin? Impmon--::dressed up like a mobster:: I'm a doin fine,yo. DemiDevimon--::thinks,then yells:: Hey boss,let's go beat up sum bums! Impmon--Shaddap ya stoopid joik!We gots sum bissness to take kere uv. DemiDevimon--Oh,your no fun. Impmon--Why I otta smack ya in da kissa for sayin dat! DemiDevimon--Go ahead ya two-bit bum joik! Impmon--Bada Boom! *In a puritain town in the DigiWorld. A group of Digimon were condemed for the practice of Evolution.* *Judge Terriermon* Ok send in the next suspect...Goody Culumon.*Culumon enters* Goody Culumon...you've been convicted of the practice of evolution...what say you? *Culumon* Culu...i only help those who want to digivolve...Culu. *JTM* So you confess to the practice. *Town's digimon gasp* i sentence you to death by Public Stoning. *Later on that day* *Culumon* Please don't kill me...culu...please don't even try...culu...i might do something i don't want to do. *Phantomon*Oh don't waste your breath. When thy Scythe goes down...the stoning shall commense. *Starts to bring down Scythe but some of the town's digimon start to throw some stones that strike Culumon* *Culumon* CULU!!! Now you've done it....*Starts to glow* Culumon Jogress Warp Digivolve to...Moon=Millenniummon!! *MM destroys the stones and the Digimon run for their lives* Where did you go too...I just wanted to play...*Sees Phantomon* *Phantomon* AHHH....Shadow Scythe??? *Doesn't scratch MM* *MM* Lets play...Death Crystal! Galgomon:*bends over and pants rip*Uh oh... Kyuubimon:*wolf whistle* Rika: My name is just like Kari's! Look. *Writes it on Paper* Rika. *Writes Kari on Paper* (Rika, Kari) Renamon: *Sweat drops* Rika: I'm gonna be just like Kari! *Grabs some clothes and runs into bedroom* 20 minutes later.... Rika: *Comes out dressed in clothes just like Kari's.* Renamon: Oh, my God. Rika: And for me to look like Kari, I need a Gatomon..... How would I get one of those? *Looks at Renamon with an odd glint in her eyes* Renamon: Oh, NO you don't! Rika: Yes, I do! *Jumps on Renamon and throws her in a pillow case* Umm, kinda lumpy looking Gatomon but it'll have to do. Renamon: *Muffled* Rika, you..... Rika: What'd you call me? My names Kari. *Grabs some brown hair dye and heads to the bathroom* Renamon: *Falls out of the pillow case* Ow. Rika: I wish I had some goggles like Takato. Rika: I hate you mom. I want to go live with one of my dad's. Impmon: Hello children, would you like some milk and cookies? May I help you in any way? If so please tell me. Cartmaster: Come on, now, bring your dead Digimon here! Come on, come on? Renamon: What are you gonna do with them? Cartmaster: Er hang on *gets out a cell phone and dials a number* Yeah, Riley? What do we do with the dead Digimon? Uh-huh yeah okay. We delete them. Hm? Right. For sanitary purposes. And it doesn't matter if they're dead or alive. MAKURAMON:DIE DEVAS DIE! GUILMON:Takatomon. I'm gonna join Zhuqiaomon and go Ultimate! BEELZEBUMON:I wanna be a cute cuddly Digimon like Culumon! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! LEOMON:*kills Culumon* Now go away, kid, or you're next! RENAMON:Yes, Vajiramon, you truly are superior. I will serve the Sovereign! RYO:Cyberdramon! Leave Majiramon alone! Stop fighting! Here! Get rid of the armor and wear this!*holds up dress* YAMAKI:I love Digimon! Come here and gimme a hug! VAJIRAMON: Sovereign! Die, you retarded bird, die! BEELZEBUMON:Look at me! I'm the ice-cream man! It's free ice-cream day for all Digimon and their Tamer! Here you go! LEE:Suzie, you can have Terriermon. Here's his replacement!*holds up Pikachu* TAKATO:*kicks Guilmon*I wanted a Charmander! KYUUBIMON:You ain't seen nothin', Mihiramon! Wait till I show you my Flamethrower attack! TAKATO:Death to Digimon! Where's a good Juggernaut when you need one? Terriermon: Sure, Suzie! Pull my ears! Make me wear diapers and drink out of a bottle! I enjoy it! Suzie: Naaah..Im gonna go and read a book (Pulls out "War and Peace") Rika: I think Im going to spend the rest of the day clothes shopping (Takato and Lee stare) Rika: What? Guilmon: I'm full. Impmon: Humans are the best! Culumon: I'm too tired to play. Ruki: Please stop fighting! It doesn't solve anything! Juri: Leomon's retarded. I want another Digimon. Calumon: I hate you! I hate you all! Yamaki: No, Tamers, don't go! I love you! Impmon: Everyone loves me! Rika: Oh, that's so sweet! Jeri: I hate Digimon. Who cares if they die or not? Rika: Oooh, Guilmon's so cute! Henry: Fight to the death Terriermon! Kill them all! Guilmon: According to the laws of Quantum physics, the breads trajectory will bring right their, depending on the gravity relative to this area. Leomon: Okay Jeri i'll be your partner if you pull this thorn out of my paw. Calumon: Hold on before we play I was wonderng what am I? Takato: (throws his cards and stuff away.) i'm gonna go get a life. Kazu: Allright another A. Kenta: I said I wanted Imperialdramon and I get stuck with this! Takato: Guilomon, Have all of this food. *Dumps a ton of food next to him.* Guilomon: No thanks, I'm not hungry. Reka: I decided to join a peace group. Takato: Heck, I give up on digimon, I'm going to play with pokemon instead |
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