Tamers Unite! - Complete Opposite

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*Tamers Unite!*

	*Complete Opposite*

		Created by random members of the Pojo's Digimon Gossip forum. (First time I did it with copy and paste) Andromon: We are Borg. Resistance is futile. Ruki: Can't we all just get along? Don't fight, it isn't right. We'll discuss it all over a cup of tea. Culumon: Culumon warp digivolve to....MOONMILLENIUMMON! Takato: Oh crud... Henry: I guess this is why the devas wanted him so bad.... MoonMilleniummon: I am MoonMilleniummon, an evil digigod, my death crystal attack causes.....death....y'know...with crystals? Terriermon: sigh Gonna be one of those days... Juri:Hi this is my talking puppet!Talk to the audience puppet! Puppet:..... Juri:Puppet? Puppet:MWAHAHAHA!!I AM MYOTISMON!I shall take over season 03 and shall be king of both worlds!!Bow to me child!I am the demonic puppet. Omnimon:appears out of portalOH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!How many damn times do we have to kill you!HOW MANY!!I'm not even going to kill you!I'll leave you as a harmless puppet!Cause you're driving me crazyrips off both of his arms and runs away crying Puppet:You fool!I shall make you my slave!My power is supreme! Juri:good job puppet!Now you can play barbie with me.I have some nice pretty pink dresses for you. Puppet:No you foolish girl!unhand me!I will destroy you!no not the dress!Help!I don't want to be in season 03 anymore.HELP MEEEE! Lee:I KILL YOU ALL! Impmon:Who wants.......DONUTS!!!??? Leee:eearyqesugdfdfjfgdashdfasjdkghksdv ljsk!explodes Takato:Who are you? Ruki:I'm Ruki and I love you here's my puppet MAAAIII juri pops around the corner Juri:You have a puppet too!COOL!!!Lets play Ruki:That's coolWho cares about these icky cards!throws cards away Renamon:RUKI! Ruki:What is it Renamon? Renamon:I....I WANT TO PLAY PUPPET TOObrings out puppet Ruki,Juri and Renamon:YAY!PUPPET TIME! Takato:....@.@ did I miss something Guillmon:Can I play too Takatomon? Impmon: May I please have the nice bread? Guilmon: Get lost. Impmon: starts to cry Riley: Ooh, shiny object ... OW! Yamaki: Oy... growlmon:u scare of me?u shouldnt takato:im sorry growlmon growlmon ut......MAYBE U SHOULD MWAHAHAHA!!!! takato:melts lee:dont look terriermon terriermon:too late kenta:cool growlmon is melting takato impmon:lalalalalala oh joy im feeling oh so happy today...BADABOOMflowers start falling Indaramon: I am the greatest, sweetest creature ever to walk this planet Impmon: I Love you, you love me we're the best that friends can be with a great big hug and a kiss for me too you won't you say I love you to Impmon: I love all tamers!!!!!!!!!!!! Riley: Tum te ta ta de do... Tally: What are you doing? Riley: Be quiet. I'm trying to download RealPlayer8. Tally: This isn't a home entertainment system! Takato: DDs are soooooooooooooooooo stupid. I'm ten times better than they are! I will not be defeated by a stupid Digimon like Blackwargreymon! yahahahahahaha! BlackCoromon: Coro..... Takato: AUGHHHHHHHHHH! Get it away!!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp! Rika: On an internet chat room What do you mean, what do I look like? Oh, you know. Checks the room Murmurs: All alone. Great. Types: I'm a hot red head, with blue eyes and a tight body! Oh, and my Mom is a designer, so I wear the tightest clothes! Renamon: Appears behind her What are you typing, Rika? Rika: Nothing! Covers screen with her hands Kazu: Girls are too wierd. I'm swearing off of them forever. Sulks and goes to his room, which is decorated with girls pictures Ahhhh this is the life. Henry: To Terriermon, in the game Kill 'em! Kill 'em all! Impmon:AAAAAAAAAH! Gargomon:Wait til you see my Roket lanuncher! Calumon:I think guilmon has it. Guilmon:Got milk?(Shoots rocket at Impmon) Henry,Takato,Rika: (That anime fall) That dude that tries to Destroy The Digimon:Got Cheese?(Shoots rocket at the Digimon tamers and they all die) Impmon:Ha Ha Ha!Now I can take over the world! Mihiramon: MWAHAHAHAHA! Those idiot tamers will never know what hit them ... for I, Mihiramon, the invincible Deva, SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Susie: Ooh, hewwo kitty cat! Wanna pway? Mihiramon: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... Makuramon: And then...I shall destroy the tamers!! Ooh, I'm so smart... Susie: Hewwo, monkey-wonkey! Let's pway! Makuramon: screams like a girl and jumps off a large building lee:i have to goo!!!!!! takato:goo? lee:NOOOOO!!I HAVE TO GOO!!! takato:the scrpit(sp?)says goo.see right here.what GT is typing. lee:TAKATO IM GOING TO EXPLODE!I-HAVE-TO-GOO!!!!! takato:i dont see how u goo lee:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH U ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!! rika:i dont think he's a complete idoit takato:eating a larva rika:now i think he's a complete idiot. lee:RIKA DO U HAVE A BATHROOM!!I HAVE TO GOO!!! rika:goo? takato:goo? impmon:goo? guilmon:goo? terriurmon:goo? renamon:goo? calumon:goo? lee:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Guilmon:I love Takato! Takato:AHHH! Are you gay or something! Juri's puppet got too close to Yamaki's lighter... click Juri's Puppet: AAAAHHH!! I'M BURNING, I'M BURNING, I-- Hey, I'm not burning. Hmm, what does this button do... click FOOM Juri's Puppet: AAAAAAHHH!! NOW I'M BURNING, NOW I'M BURNING... takato:hey lee can i use ur bathroom?i have to goo. lee:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............(as if reading a script)wow aint this good lemonade takato.uh oh it looks like there a bug in my lemonade.i guess i'll have to dumb it out.pours lemonade slowly takato:what r u doing MAN!?I HAVE TO GOO! lee:goo? takato:LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!wets his pantsweaklylee lee:walks awayuh oh terriurmon:what? lee:i have to goo! terriurmon:goo? lee:i hate everybody Takato: GOTTA CATCH UM ALL POKEMON! wearing every kinda Pokemon clothes imaginable Guillmon: sobs He has been like this for a few days now......... Jen: Think he is ok? Takato: Pokemon! Yeah! Terriermon: Look at him, he must have everything Pokemon.... Takato: HOORAY! My Pokemon home pregancy test just came in the mail! Jen: 0_0;; Home Pregancy test? Guillmon: You should have saw him when they were give out Pokemon Spandax and he has been trying to stuff me in a Pokeball for days now Takato: Pikachu! Pikachu! Jen and Terriermon: slowly backs away DemiDevimon--Hey boss,how ya doin? Impmon--::dressed up like a mobster:: I'm a doin fine,yo. DemiDevimon--::thinks,then yells:: Hey boss,let's go beat up sum bums! Impmon--Shaddap ya stoopid joik!We gots sum bissness to take kere uv. DemiDevimon--Oh,your no fun. Impmon--Why I otta smack ya in da kissa for sayin dat! DemiDevimon--Go ahead ya two-bit bum joik! Impmon--Bada Boom! In a puritain town in the DigiWorld. A group of Digimon were condemed for the practice of Evolution. Judge Terriermon Ok send in the next suspect...Goody Culumon.Culumon enters Goody Culumon...you've been convicted of the practice of evolution...what say you? Culumon Culu...i only help those who want to digivolve...Culu. JTM So you confess to the practice. Town's digimon gasp i sentence you to death by Public Stoning. Later on that day Culumon Please don't kill me...culu...please don't even try...culu...i might do something i don't want to do. PhantomonOh don't waste your breath. When thy Scythe goes down...the stoning shall commense. Starts to bring down Scythe but some of the town's digimon start to throw some stones that strike Culumon Culumon CULU!!! Now you've done it....Starts to glow Culumon Jogress Warp Digivolve to...Moon=Millenniummon!! MM destroys the stones and the Digimon run for their lives Where did you go too...I just wanted to play...Sees Phantomon Phantomon AHHH....Shadow Scythe??? Doesn't scratch MM MM Lets play...Death Crystal! Galgomon:bends over and pants ripUh oh... Kyuubimon:wolf whistle Rika: My name is just like Kari's! Look. Writes it on Paper Rika. Writes Kari on Paper (Rika, Kari) Renamon: Sweat drops Rika: I'm gonna be just like Kari! Grabs some clothes and runs into bedroom 20 minutes later.... Rika: Comes out dressed in clothes just like Kari's. Renamon: Oh, my God. Rika: And for me to look like Kari, I need a Gatomon..... How would I get one of those? Looks at Renamon with an odd glint in her eyes Renamon: Oh, NO you don't! Rika: Yes, I do! Jumps on Renamon and throws her in a pillow case Umm, kinda lumpy looking Gatomon but it'll have to do. Renamon: Muffled Rika, you..... Rika: What'd you call me? My names Kari. Grabs some brown hair dye and heads to the bathroom Renamon: Falls out of the pillow case Ow. Rika: I wish I had some goggles like Takato. Rika: I hate you mom. I want to go live with one of my dad's. Impmon: Hello children, would you like some milk and cookies? May I help you in any way? If so please tell me. Cartmaster: Come on, now, bring your dead Digimon here! Come on, come on? Renamon: What are you gonna do with them? Cartmaster: Er hang on gets out a cell phone and dials a number Yeah, Riley? What do we do with the dead Digimon? Uh-huh yeah okay. We delete them. Hm? Right. For sanitary purposes. And it doesn't matter if they're dead or alive. MAKURAMON:DIE DEVAS DIE! GUILMON:Takatomon. I'm gonna join Zhuqiaomon and go Ultimate! BEELZEBUMON:I wanna be a cute cuddly Digimon like Culumon! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! LEOMON:kills Culumon Now go away, kid, or you're next! RENAMON:Yes, Vajiramon, you truly are superior. I will serve the Sovereign! RYO:Cyberdramon! Leave Majiramon alone! Stop fighting! Here! Get rid of the armor and wear this!holds up dress YAMAKI:I love Digimon! Come here and gimme a hug! VAJIRAMON: Sovereign! Die, you retarded bird, die! BEELZEBUMON:Look at me! I'm the ice-cream man! It's free ice-cream day for all Digimon and their Tamer! Here you go! LEE:Suzie, you can have Terriermon. Here's his replacement!holds up Pikachu TAKATO:kicks GuilmonI wanted a Charmander! KYUUBIMON:You ain't seen nothin', Mihiramon! Wait till I show you my Flamethrower attack! TAKATO:Death to Digimon! Where's a good Juggernaut when you need one? Terriermon: Sure, Suzie! Pull my ears! Make me wear diapers and drink out of a bottle! I enjoy it! Suzie: Naaah..Im gonna go and read a book (Pulls out "War and Peace") Rika: I think Im going to spend the rest of the day clothes shopping (Takato and Lee stare) Rika: What? Guilmon: I'm full. Impmon: Humans are the best! Culumon: I'm too tired to play. Ruki: Please stop fighting! It doesn't solve anything! Juri: Leomon's retarded. I want another Digimon. Calumon: I hate you! I hate you all! Yamaki: No, Tamers, don't go! I love you! Impmon: Everyone loves me! Rika: Oh, that's so sweet! Jeri: I hate Digimon. Who cares if they die or not? Rika: Oooh, Guilmon's so cute! Henry: Fight to the death Terriermon! Kill them all! Guilmon: According to the laws of Quantum physics, the breads trajectory will bring right their, depending on the gravity relative to this area. Leomon: Okay Jeri i'll be your partner if you pull this thorn out of my paw. Calumon: Hold on before we play I was wonderng what am I? Takato: (throws his cards and stuff away.) i'm gonna go get a life. Kazu: Allright another A. Kenta: I said I wanted Imperialdramon and I get stuck with this! Takato: Guilomon, Have all of this food. Dumps a ton of food next to him. Guilomon: No thanks, I'm not hungry. Reka: I decided to join a peace group. Takato: Heck, I give up on digimon, I'm going to play with pokemon instead

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