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"You know how a cat can sit there and stare at something intensely for several moments, then all of a sudden look away and yawn? Men. It's called attention span. We don't possess them."
(This was written by a man.)

Maybe it's just because I'm a woman... but I don't understand men! Seriously though, whomever created the saying "Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus" has got to be the most intelligent person to ever walk the earth. Men, so I've been told, are creatures of simplicity, yet if they're so simple, why are they so complicated?

OK so here's my thing... well I suppose I have a lot of things so here is ONE of my things... why is it that guys will cat call, holler, scream out obscene things, and yet never actually come up to you and start a conversation! I don't mean throwing out lines such as the ever popular:

"I want to be an astronaut... I want to fall into your black hole!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Baby girl, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

Come on men! Lines like that will only get you a slap in the face... if you’re lucky! Whatever happened to just approaching a girl and saying hi? A decent conversation starter is all that we ask for, and personally, I don’t think it’s asking for too much. It’s not like it’s a brainer guys.

"No, I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla’ at me"
("No Scrubs" by TLC)

"Men are like parking spaces. The best ones are always taken."

Ok girls, you all know how some guys can have the lamest pick-up lines and honestly... how are we supposed to reply to some of them!!?? Well, here are some awesome comebacks to some super lame pickups. Just: Click Here