Memories of the Summer 2004
SHOW ME SOME FUCKIN ID'S
bow chica bow now
do you want a wamburger with those cries
life's a joke: how to take a joke to far
i seen him
wizard of oz
12 talking to fans,fridges,walls,etc
i have cancer
best joke ever
movie was so predictible, i totally knew bd would be burt..he wasn't
chips and doritos
club bastard guze
YOU WANT IT
jumping out of boats
Why don't you make like a tree and GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?
Spider-Man 2. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" "He's not a tiger, he's a spidey."
King and Queen: aka The End of the Southern Comfort
I got screwed out of worst golfer
Stories of the pump house
Shake it like a salt shaker.
"I like....pussy..." in front of Mr. Sherwood
Flynn's Party Boat in the begining of the summer
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Not Scary
Without a Paddle: "That movie was god awful."
Kevin and I trying to figure out how to turn off Christie's light, her pretty much burning her hand to turning it off and then changing my mind and wanting the light on again.
Mr. Neil's house. That girl's dildo chest. Texas Hold Em. The coolest 50 year old ever.
Kevin putting on the dog collar and shocking himself.
Trying to take out the tree. I might have said this already.
Mad Sketch: Kevin, Christie, Kenny Burkhart, Dan Flynn, and I chilling at 3 in the morning.
BUT I CAN SCARE HIM
Kings: One of the funniest nights ever.
Fuck the slap out of you.
I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God.
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley and one got assaulted.
Roses's Beach during the storm.
Two olives walked across a bridge. One fell off. The other said: I'll live.
"Happy Retirement, Wade"
Never Have I Ever...
Running in the pouring rain for NOTHING.
One leg falling in the lake.
Jumping off diving board with the large umbrellas.
"I can't remember what my dad looks like either... but at least I get to see him everyday."
Hurting my tail bone from falling off the stage.
Not remembering much of anything on the last night of summer but getting a big bag of marshmellows.
Papa George bustin us.
Best Week Ever: Somehow turned into the best week ever to my suprise. Swimming drunk at Roses in Storm on Night One. King and Queen Night Two. I can't remember Night Three. I'll edit this later. Return of Devil's Island on Night Four. My house party on Night Five. A whole lot of shit on Night Six (trying to take tree down, covert op, mike's last night, etc). Boondock Saints on Night Seven. Keg on Night Eight. Eight day lake week.