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Mindgame: Christmas
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Here is some Christmas shit I will add on in the next few days:

All current pictures are stolen off the internet. Its not like anyone will care.

Bart Simpsons's The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the home,
Not a creature was stirring,
'cept for me and this poem.
My sisters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of candy bars danced in their heads.
Then I sprang like a spring,
and snuck like a sneak,
Down the stairs to the gifts,
for just a quick peek.
When, lo and behold, what did I see?
Lisa and Maggie had just beaten me!
I poked at my package, and said, " This is rad, man!"
Then noticed Dad's shadow. He looked like a madman!
He said "Oh Maggie, oh Lisa, oh little Bartholomew!
Go upstairs, go right now, before I kill all of you!"
And so into bed we fled in a flash,
Awaiting 'til morning to open our stash.
At last daybreak came, and we scampered so cheerily,
While Mom and Dad yawned, and gazed at us wearily.
For Maggie, a pacifier.
For Lisa, some dolls.
For me a big burp gun which shoots ping-pong balls.
Then on came the TV,
and we started to doze,
Through all the exciting Christmas theme shows.
So, to those of you groovin' on my holiday rap,
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good nap.

~Bart Simpson

Christmas Today: SNL
Horatio Sanz: I don't care what your momma says
Horatio and Jimmy: Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don't care what your daddy says
Horatio Sanz: Christmas time is dee-ear!
Horatio and Jimmy: All I know is that Santa's sleigh
Is making its way to the U. S. A.!
I don't care what the mayor says-
Christmas is full of chee-eer!
I don't care if you think it's a lie
Horatio Sanz: Christmas will be soon be hee-ere!
I don't care about the C. I. A.
Horatio and Jimmy: I don't care what the calendars say! I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!

~Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracey Morgan