AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM JOSHUA:
Never underestimate the power of your colon. Your colon can be your best friend; if you let it. Just remember this (and mark my words): whatever you do, do not, under any circumstance, taunt it. I hope you've all learned a valuable lesson. Thankyee.
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM JAYSUN:
I was once standing on the side of a busy street. A thought entered my head. I thought to myself, as most people do. And then I decided I would do it. And I did. I did it quite incredibly. One passerby on that busy street rolled down the window of his car and screamed "THAT'S INCREDIBLE!". I agreed. And then I counted to ten. And then I thought to myself "wow".The End.
