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Welcome to the §evilian Board!
The object of the game is to create a message and post it. Good luck!
To view a list of all available commands, type “C” in the command prompt.
To view hints, type “H” in the command prompt, or make FOUR consecutive This game is also equipped with a walkthrough.
> c
Available Commands:
Make a Post -- (MAP) Allows you to create a new thread for the index page.
Read a Post -- (RAP) Allows you to read the individual posts that are Go To -- Allows you to jump to a particular point either on the index View -- (V) Allows you to view the entire thread or sub-thread.
Look -- (L) Allows you to see your immediate surroundings.
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Reply -- (R) Allows you to reply to the current opened post.
There are more, but you’ll have to figure those out for yourself.
> x sessy
Sessy’s Profile
> rap
Who’s post would you like to read?
> sessy
Sessy
Here is a list of all her posts:
1. How depressed are you?
> 3
Posted by Sessy on 26/11/2005
Well considering we can cook on 6 pits basically I'm not too worried about Anybody allergic to / not eating any of what is listed above?
I'll make a few phone calls & checks for possible activities this week, the [MORE]
> map
You can’t do that here.
> i
This game has no inventory.
> index
Index what?
> index page
What about the index page?
> go to index
The Index Page
> map
New Thread
> name, Robwood
Name inputted.
> subject, Hi, everyone!
Subject inputted.
> body, I’ve just created a new story about the Board based on a text-based Body inputted.
> post
Post what?
> post message
I only understood you as far as wanting to post a message.
> well…yeah!
I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that.
> just do it!
I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that.
Hint
> store message
Message stored!
> l
Void
> go to message
Posted by Robwood on 04/12/2005
I’ve just created a new story about the Board based on a text-based adventure > go to index
The Index Page
> go to robwood
Robwood
Here is a list of all his posts:
1. I got a 0. Huh. (N/T)
> mr
Posted info -- Corsair, 03/12/2005 Read?
> n
The Index Page
> w
This is the internet. There is no west.
> walkthrough
Walkthrough what?
> go to walkthrough
Walkthrough
1. How did I get here? I was playing the “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the > 4
Q: I made a new post, but it’s not on the index page. What gives?
A: This will only make sense to a true §evilian. Hope you’re one of them! The Type “FAQ” to return to the Frequently Asked Questions. Type “RTI” to Return > rti
The Index Page
> go to, Hi, everyone!
Posted by Robwood on 04/12/2005
I’ve just created a new story about the Board based on a text-based adventure > message, narf!
The Index Page
Congratulations! You’ve successfully created a message and posted it on the > 47 points?! You mother fucker!
You now have inventory. Check it.
> i
Inventory
> x bar of soap
You used foul language in a forum for young teenagers. You must now wash your > q
You used foul language in a forum for young teenagers. You must now wash your > wash mouth with soap
But you’re not holding it.
> GRRRRRRRRRRR!
I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that.
> take soap
Taken.
> wash mouth with soap
Your mouth is now clean and your breath has a slight hint of Dove >q
mistakes.
[Please press SPACE to continue]
The §evilian Board
An Interactive Diversion
Copyright (c) 1992, 1995, 1998 by Robert Underwood.
Release 16 / Serial number 474747 / Inform v1600 Library 5/12
Standard interpreter 1.0
The Index Page
This is the index page of the §evilian Board. There are 25 threads and 52
sub-threads. From here you can Make a Post or Read a Post.
on the index page. When prompted, type in the name of the person who’s post
you want to read, then select the number of the message to read it, or type
“most recent” (MR) to view the latest post made.
page, thread, or sub-thread. If “Go To” is used on the index page, typing in
the name of the author who’s post you want to view will automatically take
you to the list of their messages. If “Go To” is used in a thread, it will
allow you to go to any post in the thread. If “Go To” is used in a sub-
thread, it will allow you to go to any post in the sub-thread.
Examine -- (X) Allows you to examine the people of the §evilian Board
Known as Sexy Sessy by her friends (OK, you), her youthful looks, properly-
placed curves, and that siren Russian accent of hers has kept you occupied for
several hours on more than one occasion. Turn ons: Domination and torture
(both in poetry and in bed). Turn offs: Anything romantic and Kafka.
2. Psst… ctrl + shift + c --> type “motherlode”. NT
3. So who'd come specifically here?
4. Well yeah that too.
5. Just go in Nemi's suitcase. NT
6. Valid question - who considers coming? NT
7. Eek! Well YOU're sleeping in the shed! ;) NT
8. No, with four cats and six spiders. NT
9. Good cuz otherwise my new bf would deflate it for ya ;) NT
10. I am not a zoophile! NT ;)
11. The above is important 'n stuff. NT
feeding folks, but let's see:
- spaghetti/macaroni
- rice & meat/fish & salad
- pancakes
- french fries & other fried foods
- cooked/mashed potatoes with meat/chicken
- bean soup
easy ideas so far include bowling, swimming pool, pool (or is that biljard? I
don't know the difference), watching a movie at home and very-very maybe (!)
shooting in our village and can include a whole series of things (English
spoken films, skating, and pretty much anything you want) if we get enough
cars & people with driver's licenses to go to nearby cities.
That's if anybody wants to come over here of course. But don't forget Johan
has two long-haired cats now too.
This is the new thread page of the §evilian Board. From here you can make a
new thread for all to see! Please fill out all necessary information.
adventure game! Find it here! (Can you say bored, Board?)
This is the NEW §evilian Board. You don’t POST messages here. Try using a
different verb.
This is the void of the §evilian Board. You are here because you are at a
crossroad. Specifically, you just made a post, which has been whisked away to
it’s own address, leaving you behind. From the void you can either go to your
message or return to the index page.
game! Find it here! (Can you say bored, Board?)
2. I took the wrong test, incidentally.
3. I had to hold back.
4. He's compensating. *Darts eyes* What? (N/T)
5. Hooray for freebees!
6. And...
7. ...
8. May as well...
9. Sure, I guess.
10. Because...
11. Actually...
12. I meant DoggySpew. (N/T)
13. What good is the moon if you can't buy or sell it?
14. *Bows head respectively* (N/T)
15. ME!
16. Who NEEDS it to happen then? (N/T)
17. I do, of course.
18. With the tiger bunny? Fine! (N/T)
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19. Well, IT deflated awful quickly...(N/T)
20. Ooooooo! Back on the horse! (N/T)
21. why? Use or lose? (N/T)
22. Me, too!
23. It is. As long as it's not dry. (N/T)
This is the walkthrough page for the §evilian Board. Select from the list of
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) or type in the area of the Board you’re
having trouble with to see all actions that can be performed on that page.
Galaxy” text-based adventure game!
2. How did I get here? I was playing the “Star Trek” text-based adventure
game!
3. What is the meaning of §ev?
4. I made a new post, but it’s not on the index page. What gives?
5. How can I go on a date with Sessy?
6. How about just landing her in bed?
7. John Cook does what, again?
8. What is a gurglesplat?
9. How do I get to §evilization from the index page?
10. If I commit suicide while in §evspace, do I die in the real world, too?
reason why your new message didn’t make it onto the index page was because
you didn’t put it there. All you did was create it and give it a spot in
§evspace. In order to attach your new message to the index page, you have go
to your message (type: go to, <subject>) and from there you can post it on
the index page (type: message, narf!). Return to the index page and you’ll
find it.
to Index.
game! Find it here! (Can you say bored, Board?)
index page! You’ve scored 150 points out of a possible 175 with 30 moves.
However, because you used the walkthrough (you little cheat!) your score is
bumped down to 47. Type Restore to restore a game, Quit to quit the current
game, Save to save your current game, or Amuse to see what amusing things
you can do while in §evspace.
a bar of soap
mouth out before you can continue.
mouth out before you can continue.
moisturizing soap. The aftertaste isn’t as great.
