1) At lunchtime, sit in the corner rocking back and forth and talkin to yourself.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
5) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
6) Glue all your fingers together
7) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
8) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
9) Adjust the tint on your school computer monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
10) Dont use any punctuation
11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12) Ask people what sex they are.
13) Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
14) Sing along at the school play.
15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
16) Send e-mail to everyone you know to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200% extra dark 17-inch paper 99 copies
2) If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
3) Insist on keeping the car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
4) Practice making fax and modem noises.
5) Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc" them to your acquaintances.
6) Say "Gesundteit" to people who don't sneeze. When they question you tell them that you foresaw a sneeze coming.
7) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
8) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.
9) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11) Staple papers in the middle of the page.
12) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
13) Honk and wave to strangers.
14) Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
15) Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind it's gone now."
17) While making presentations occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
18) While people are talking to you, make a big display of looking up their nose.
19) Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
20) Ask other students mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."