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July 5,2000 Ok boyzz, I always hear problems on how "oh i wish i could lose my virginity" and BS like that. Well i devised a plan to help ya fellows lose urges,or have sex for the second time w/o your pillow.I suggest you go to the local watering hole(pasture), find a willing girl(holstein), offer to buy her a drink(ghb), and spend the rest of the evening charming(mooing) her to go back to the hotel(barn) with you, trying to get down her pants(harness), getting on a chair(stump) and sliding your 3" pecker(twist-tie) into her love canal(cow ass), and make love(stump break) to her until you feel ready to explode. Then, stick your throbbing(quivering) pecker(birthday candle) into her mouth(snout) and let er rip. It will be the best 5(3) seconds of your life (pathetic existence). Dont forget to make a cool(shocked/surprised) face as you lose your virginity and blast your load(dribble) into that fine(USDA choice) babe(heifer). Well I hope my advice helps a lot..until next time...don't worry I'll be back with tips on how to get a girl to blow ya.
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