Band Member Biographies

Nicknames: "Chess Queen" "The Guy who is good at everything" "Rage"...alternate spelling "WrTHERE IS NONE"
J was raised in Luxembourg, where he was banished from the dinner table once for skipping tea

J.D.V. was born in Antartica -- where there is very much snow -- he set the world record for the high dive in 1986... A fishing accident gone wrong almost ended his life in 1987... since early this year Jamie has been receiving royalty checks from 206798869ox for their use of him in "Wh476586k II"

Nicknames: "The Butterman" "Butter" "Frank I Can't Believe it's Not Butrfld" "Frank Margarinefield" "Frank Campo de Mantequilla" "Campo" "Butter Frankenfield" "Crunchy Hotness"
Fr was raised by wolves in his native Borneo... he played piano for the first time ever two weeks ago -- Fr wants to know, "How you doin?"