"Into the flamer we go"
"A mafia family trying to go legitimate begins to buy up sports teams and theatrical productions. The head of the crime family, Sonny Longbono, narrow-mindedly stereotypes the actors in his shows as a result some of the straight players have mysteriously disappeared."
( The scene takes place after one of the straight chorus boys is found floating in the river clutching his Equity "run of the play" contract in his hand. The rest of the male cast led by Perry make their plans to fight this evil.)
Perry- What should we do when our whole world has turned upside down
John- Write a letter
Perry- Very good, let's see someone take this down.....Dear Mr. Longbono please do stop bumping of all those actors......NO !!!! No more half-hearted attempts to deal with this through the bozos at Equity...Now I say we fight them
Larry- Excuse me.... did you say fight as in fight the mob?
Moe- Lord Perry I would like to take action as much as any man here,but we have no training
Randal- Nonsense, we are all accomplished men with training in...
Dick- Shakespeare, Fencing, Miesner, Marvelous Randal we'll out ACT the mob
Perry- That's precisely what I have in mind.we'll blend into the cast and crew disguised as .....
Andy- Leathermen,
Larry- Indians? Village people
John- FAAAAAAAA (much exaggerated gesture)
Dick- Do stay calm....Perry they may think of you as a "Nancy boy" but as for me
Perry- Right, the last thing I heard you bitch about was a warp in your tap shoe
Dick- IT WAS AN AWFUL SHOE.
Perry- Bitch away. Don't you see what do people think of us now guys? "Musical theater chorus boys" Randal, When they ask you where you go on your day off what will you say?
Randal- Off taking advanced ballet
Perry- Bravo
Randal- I was at ballet class.
Perry- Splendid
Randal- I for one am looking forward to the change I can wear shoes that match my belt,and Bright colors .....I'm a summer you know.
Perry- Randal sometimes you frighten me....Does he frighten anyone else ??
