| NO MORE... |
| No more tea for you, dear No more frou-frou neither We've all had enough Kodak moments And Douglas needs a breather |
| So no more geese in the square And them silly hats have got to go Giggling at people who wear black Won't win you friends, you know |
| No more stilettos in toenails No beastly weather that brings on the gout If you must rage about your collar Try nouns and verbs; we'll help you out |
| No more splendid balls now And no more water spittin' The man from Nantucket has gone away There'll be no more portrait-sittin' |
| So get in your boat and row Off to seek therapy we'll go It's time we get another hobby Yes, I really think that wise Let's all take up cricket Or netting butterflies |
