Yes. Hello. Thank you. Welcome. This is it. You have reached my advice page. Be warned: this is only for people who need advice, so if you don't need advice, be sure not to press the "advice" button. However, I'm a nice guy, so I will make an exception. If you don't need advice, but feel you must press this button, you may do so on one condition.
In order for me to allow you to press this button, you must meet this standard. Now believe me, not many people can meet such a high standard, so please, DO NOT be disapointed if you don't qualify. In order to be allowed to press this button:
You had to be born on one of the following days: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.
If you were not born on one of those days, then please don't press the button (unless of course you need advice!) Thank you very much.
Instructions:
1. Enter your problem in the first field
2. Press the advice button
3. What I think you should do will show up below
