i, denise, am SICK AND TIRED of people telling us that we are not "real Hanson fans". I have every hanson cd available at a regular store (which means all the albums except mmmbop and boomerang), the mmmbop and i will come to you singles, and 3 imports. I AM A REAL FAN. yes, i will even admit that i do own a few (hundred, maybe) posters. although since i've moved the amount on the walls have been minimized slightly.
REAL FANS CAN HAVE SENSES OF HUMOR. we are prime examples. Hally is also a real fan, even though her Mommy isn't as nice as mine, so she doesn't have all the cds and such. but she does know that Zac is one sexy monkey. Okay, sorry, I couldn't resist. It is also a little-known fact that Denise's mmmbop single was at one time Hally's. She gave it up to me when she was going through her -gasp- non-hanson fan stage. aaah!
Also, if you plan on signing the book, don't advertise any bands besides hanson. Don't advertise your site to death either. Hal & I (or at least I) are very busy chicas, and we will only visit your site if we have time. All you need to do for that to happen is put your page addy in that form blank that says "your homepage:". whoa, what a concept!!

Right now, I'm going to show examples. I'm going to use Joanna's entry (#25) as "good", and dawn's entry (#33) as "bad".

GOOD:

25

           Date: 1999-11-11/06:05
           joanna (joanna@cookitcutter.zzn.com / http://fade.to/nameless ) wrote:

           Sorry, I was looking through the guestbook and really, who cares about A*TEENS? I
           always see these little banners for them and they're a but together little band of wanna-bes
           trying to get famous while "teenyboppers" are popular.

alright, here we see how joanna bashes the a*teens! go joanna!! woohoo!!! i totally agree. She strategically entered her web url too, so if i get the chance, i can jump over to her page and tell her how much she rocks.

BAD:

33

           Date: 1999-12-21/03:06
           dawn (no email / no homepage ) wrote:

           Okay i thought your page was somewhat funny but you call urself real Hanson fans? You
           bash Ike non-stop! And you say mean stuff about Zac on ridalin and Ike on pot. That is just
           so mean!

somewhat funny is okay, i don't mind her opinion, but then she denies our fan-ness. yes, we do call ourselves real fans. we just like to make fun of Hanson. If dawn had read our DISCLAIMER, she would have known that this page is all in fun. RIGHT?

Now kids, today we have learned to READ THE DISCLAIMER BEFORE WE SIGN THE BOOK, right? YES. thank you!