Bijou Phillips Calls Up Harmony Korine
The former supermodel, Bijou Phillips, and current
actress, singer, and songwriter, calls up Harmony
Korine and comments on his penis.
Harmony: "Hello?"
Bijou: [Slow talking, country accent] Har - mo - ny.
Harmony: Yep.
Bijou: You -- have -- the biggest penis.
Harmony: I have the biggest penis?
Bijou: Out of anybody in the whole world.
Harmony: Really?
Bijou: Y -- e -- sss.
Harmony: How would you know?
Bijou: 'Cause I know every - thang.
Harmony: [Chuckle] Dooo youuu? [Mocking the accent.]
Bijou: [Giggling] Y -- e -- s.
Harmony: How?
Bijou: 'Cause I -- I'm just not regular.
Harmony: You're not?
Bijou: [Giggling] No --
Harmony: [Inaudible]
Bijou: Yeah, I'm different.
Harmony: Yer dif'rent? Why you dif'rent?
Bijou: Because I, um, 'cause I know things -- that most people don't know.
Harmony: Oh, shit! Well in that case, come on over. Who is this? Is this B?
Bijou: Yes, it's B.
Harmony: What's up, B?
Bijou: What are you doing? What's going on?
Harmony: Nothing, I'm just over here with David right now.
Bijou: Happy Blaine?
Harmony: Yeah.
Bijou: Let me say hi.
David: Hello?
Bijou: Are you the happiest Blaine in the world?
David: Heh - heh.
Bijou: Is anybody happier than you? Are you so happy?
David: [Inaudible.]
Bijou: I just called you, like literally five seconds ago, check your little thing.
David: What does it say?
Bijou: I didn't leave a message.
David: Oh wait, Harmony wants to get something to eat. Call me in one hour.
Bijou: No, wait. You call me.
David: Okay.
Bijou: Allright, bye.
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