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Tip of the Week Update: Archive

This is an archive of past tip of the weeks updates. The most recent on the top, oldest on the bottom.


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Tip of the Update: Everyone, quick, find a nice solid bomb shelter! Hell froze over! DC2 is actually out! Quick, head to the high ground, find shelter, and stay there. The world is going to end shortly.

Tip of the Update: I thought I'd give you some tips to stay informed on the release of DC 2. When FFiends says Jan '00 March '00 August '00 October '00 Jan '01 Ehh....forget it, just remember it'll get pushed back.

Tip of the Update: What is this? An update, you bet! But...be careful, look over your shoulders. Know what's behind you, who's behind. DC is dangerous now, it's even WILD. Be on the look out. Some things have been cloned, and you may end up in a trap. Be on the look out, DC is now WILD and to survive you'll have to....just sit around here, I guess you'll be fine. I don't think we'll ever make ourselves WILD.

Tip of the Update: Okay, stop whinning... I will update this...

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Okay, there! You guys can go yell at Hawk now!

Tip of the Update: Well, it seems that the Queenie has once again raised taxes... Now she expects us to petition only 5000, just to waste more of our precious quests.And this invest thing, HA! Another scam to get us to lose our precious money and quests... Even though I have made over 3 million in two days on it, IT IS BAD! TRUST ME!

Tip of the Update: More monsters, families, marriage, death, children, more areas!!! Better get thinking all the new things to worry about in DC2, because it is coming up fast. Yep, that's right, don't blink or you'll miss it! Oh, by the way, expected release of playtest version: Jan. 2001

Tip of the Update: Looking for a real challenge? Dragon's just aren't enough for ya anymore? Try going back to the fields. That's right... the fields. You would be surprised how hard those creatures have become since you've been there. Yeah, you should go fight them... really, no joke...

Tip of the Week: Awww, the poor little baby can't use as many mandrakes? WELL BIG DEAL! In my day, we had to fight the monsters without drugs, barefoot IN THE SNOW!! You guys don't know how easy you have it. Now adays, you can just go to the corner Hack 'n Crack and pick yourself up some 'tough guy' pills. Well, you stick to your meathods, and I will use mine...

Tip of the Week: So, you think you got what it takes? Of course you do, YOU HACKED!! Yeah yeah, sure, you didn't know what you were doing... you were drunk... it was him... I've heard them all. You just aren't SMART enough to play on your own! You don't have what it takes... AND YOU SMELL!! Err... yeah, well just be smart! Three words for ya, DON'T CHEAT!

Tip of the Week:
I was in a clan once...
"And??"
What? That's it...

Tip of the Week: If you ever have a tip of the week, it should probably be changed every week. Hence the name "Tip of the WeeK". Do not wait three weeks to change it (yes, we are very very very big hypocrites, is that what you wanted to hear!?!?!?!?), do it every week.

Tip of the Week: With the millenium bug, you might see some weird things in DC. If monsters start using a "$$dhe+&%" to hurt you, that is a bad sign. You might also think that it would be funny to eat a "$$dhe+&%" you might have in storage, but they are not things to play around with. You should probably send them all to me, so I can examine them at once!!

Tip of the Week: Because there is no final monster in DC, your goal should be to kill a dragon in the nude! I know this seems silly, and the dragon might chuckle a bit (well, a lot in your case), but you will feel much better after you smash that dragon down with nothing on but a smile : )

Tip of the Week: Gaming is a good way to gain guts. It can also be a good way to lose a few guts and die, too. In bowling, it's called the "release" for a reason, let go of the ball. While playing badmitton, it's not a good idea to switch the birdie for a porcupine, no matter what your friends say. While playing wickets, wear a helmet because it's generally not a good idea to have hard objects zooming towards your head, with no padding there. While playing croquette, don't follow all the way through, those mallets are hard!. Scrumming...it's never a good idea to run into eachother, over and over again, with no padding on. In golf, the word "four!" refers to the fact that there may be a small, hard ball flying through the air in your direction, not the current time of day."

Tip of the Week: Mingling is a great way to gain favor in the court. Of course, you have to make sure you are properly schooled by the 'Goblin English School' (in the mounds) before addressing the Queen. Thizz izz to avoidz callzzing the Queenzyness namzez her won't likzez!

Tip of the Week: Rusted equipment is bad! Make sure you go to the bathroom before going to sleep for the night. If you do not know where the bathroom is, it is located behind the dragon in the abandoned mines. Make sure you go everynight before you sleep, to keep your equipment in good shape.