CADF members views on The Fowl...and season 7....

I find these hilarous, although most people on the CADF mailing list live in America and are up to date with the X-Files, there are those of us who are from othe parts of the world....we need keeping up to date. This is how our friends do it :)

"Ohhhhh.

Y'all aren't going to like this.

Remember when I said Biogenesis looked to me like TFO called herself taking care of Mulder?

Uh-huh.

And she knows he can read minds and she has every confidence that now that he can see inside her head all is well with their relationshihp.

And from the looks of the trailer for next week--how to tell y'all this? Okay, first pop a Valium. No, pop two. Got them? Sitting down? Remember the first scene to my 'fic Eurydice that everyone objected to so strenuously? Hold that thought.

Oh, and Scully spent the whole ep in Africa, except for one bit in the hospital at the end where she told Mulder to hold on.

This does not bode well for the 'shippers among us, does it?

And in the trailer CSM tells someone he's their father, but we can't see who.

Okay, have I ruined everyone's night? More next week....

Great FX in this ep, by the way. Plot sucked, though." - Exfilia

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::screaming incoherantly:: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the Fowley...and the love confession ::spew:: I HATE HER. And at that mement shippers everywhere did SPEW. BUT SCULLY! She was crying. OMG. So beautiful BUT THE TRAILER FOR NEXT EP... AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHH Since Jedi Shipper is now incapacitated with screams of "Kill the Bra Bitch," I have to take over. BTW, this is Sara(or Erica). Kris and I watched the premiere together. Now, on to the trailer. It's the catatonic sequence Mulder drops into in the next episode. The scene where Mulder and TFO are all lovey-dovey. TFO is in a negligee-type-thing, that would look great on anyone BUT her. Anyway. She's walking towards Mulder, and Mulder is shirtless *grins*, and they are embracing,, and TFO is running her finger down Mulder's chest, and generally loking like what would be every shipper's dream, IF it were Scully. Kris and I can't come to the chat room. We're too busy screaming." - The incapacitated Jedi Shpiier And Sara(Erica)

"omg omg omg i dont want next sunday to come i am scared! HOW CAN CC DO THIS TO US!!! i know i read all your emails that he fanitises about TFO and shit, but omg omg just to see it!! it finally actually is taking afect on me! we are to fucking Loyal how can fucking CC do this to us. if you do breaking into Fox i will hellp you guys. I think CSM is a fucking man whore he is a father to every1 but then why do they show mulders father ?? sometimes and stuff?? then Kryeck, what about Spender he cant really be dead, and then Albert *The Navajo guy*... omg.. then DEEP THROAT!!! god!! ::shaking:: ::Freaking::

THEN ON TOP OF THIS MY MOMS FUCKING BOYFRIEND THINKS SCULLY IS A FUCKING LEZBIAN!!! SHOWS HOW MUCH HE KNOWS then he sees TFO and he said "Scully is a has been" i was like FUCK YOU!! >( anyway okay" - andi

"TFO kissed Mulder when he was helpless, and you think you need a reason to be crazy?

Personally, I think CC must be going through menopause . No sane human being could come up with such claptrap: "I've loved you for a very long time." Mulder knows this. We know it. We may not like it, but we know it. And we know what to do about it, don't we? ::sharpening spork::" - Exfilia

"The Fowley Beast perpetuates every negative, supposedly intrinsic, female characteristic women have been attributed with throughout history. She is the archetypal, "treacherous bitch/whore" in every way as she tries to utilize her sexuality to manipulate, has no moral center, and hinders the pursuit of truth. Her only good use is to paint Scully in a better light with her machinations (not that Scully needs the help). I say down with "Old Leather!" - Allanah

"Okay, may I begin by saying:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I could hear the majority of all of you reacting in that fashion during that hospital scene... May I also say: That premiere was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
Do we have consensus? Good.
I began throwing pointy objects at the tv screen when Fowley came into the room... I fear I may have broken my remote when she said... I can't type it. I feel dirty enough. *shudders* THE BITCH MUST DIE!!

I had a difficult time explaining the dynamic to my mum, who was 'touched' by TFO's 'confession' to Mulder.
It goes something like this:
Fowley is a liar, Fowley is evil, Fowley is bad. Fowley is the ENEMY. Fowley cannot be trusted. Fowley is in league with Cancer Man and therefore has no emotions. If Fowley has emotions, they are twisted and bad. Regarding the confession.
Mulder is now telepathic. Mulder KNOWS the above regarding Fowley. Mulder Loves Scully and Scully Loves Mulder and that's ALL THERE IS TO IT!

I think so, anyway. Right?" - TaLiA

"I can't believe it! I just can't FUCKING BELIEVE IT!! THAT ARSEHOLE JUST WANTS TO KILL US DOEN'T HE!!! THE BASTARD!::::::starts sharpening plam::::: Somebody's gonna pay...Heheheheheh..... Namely, THE FOWLEYBITCH!!
And if she so touches Mulder, I swear to GOD! I'm gonna gang up with Scully and rip her FUCKING EYES OUT!!!
If anyone wants to join in that's fiiiiine with me!" - From a 'REALLY PISSED' , (::and I haven't even seen the first season7ep. yet:::) X-philette

"Ok, well that was something I never wanted to hear!

Anyways I was thinking & Kimi said this to me: JUST THINK SHE'S ONLY IN 2 MORE EP.s!! AND THEN SHE'S GONE FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!! So next weeks ep is 1 so then we only have to put up with her ugly ass face for one more ep after that!??! I know it's not much but this is what I keep thinking to myself when I see her! SHE'S LEAVING FOREVER SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! ok well that's all." - Caroline

"oh my gosh oh my gosh i am having a seizure what the heck how could they show that preview for next week?? that is so MEAN now i'm gonna go break into the fox studio and steal the tape or something oh my gosh this is insane deep throat's back?? the indian guy's back???
CSMs his FATHER?? (actualy i suspected that) by the way i'm back!
sorri i've been gone so long i've been swamped with home work, away, sick, etc. send me any good pix or juicy news i missed well i hafta go to bed now if i'll be able to fall asleep wow this is crazy i am going so insane i've been waiting for this for like half a year and... oh wow i need therapy ok talk to you all later" - ~pyscho neurotic insane freaking out liz~

"Ok Please excuse my language but after viewing the great (most of it) premire tonight I have but one thing to say:

THE BLEEPING BITCH IS GOING DOWN!!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING??? OH YEAH AND THE PREVIEWS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE..WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT???? I'M TELLING YOU MULDER IS A BIG IDIOT IF HE BELIVES ANYTHING THAT SHE TOLD HIM IN THAT HOSPITAL ROOM!!! SHE'S GOING TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!! LET ME JUST STRESS THAT FOR THE 2 OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT YET VIEWED TONIGHT'S PREMIRE..WHEN YOU DO SEE IT...YOU'RE GOING TO VERY PISSED OFF AT 2 PARTICULAR SCENES..OK MAYBE 3 OR 4 BUT STILL..I'M JUST WARNING YOU NOW AND IF ANY OF Y'ALL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A SPOILER THAN I APLOGIZE BUT DIANA MUST DIE!!!" - star

"OMG OMG OMG OMG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this the "happy memory" thing????
OMG OMG OMG OMG I was looking at the onelist archives at school cos I can't check mail there and me and Kimi were shitting ourselves!!!! BUT I DIDN'T SEE THAT BIT!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I won't cry. I won't cry. Okay, I will" - Mary

"I put spoilers cos my rage reveals my feelings about the premiere I haven't even seen. 2 more eps that are TFO-infested. That's a reason to be calm.

Okay. That makes sense. I'm calm. I'm calm. NO I FUCKING WELL AM NOT!!!! Oh my GOD!!!

This gets worse the more I think about it especially as I haven't even seen the bloody episode or read the script!!!! When will we get the script? When will it be up on a site?!?!?! I have to read it NOW!
AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH !!! CC I think I have developed a hate for your stupid "lets piss shippers off" games. You know we might be responsible slightly for him using TFO like this? He and the other writers surf the net, I'm sure they know organisations like CADF exist. And they're purposely pissing us off!!

They know we're loyal so they can do this. ARRRRGH!!!" - Mary

WHICH JUST REALLY FILLED ME WITH CONFIDANCE. There is just one question left to ask: Is Mulder really that stupid? and one thing to say: DIE BITCH DIE!

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