My Thoughts and Theories
This page is strictly my opinion and crazy things I have thought up. No one has to believe them, live by them, or read them. But try to enjoy them. If you take offense to any of this just remember its my opinion and who cares about that?!?!?!?!
The Best Friend Theory
Once you call your best friend your "best friend" within a month or two yall will no longer be friends. So don't use the words "best friend" instead use "great friend", "awesome friend", and so on.
The It Won't Happen Theory
The minute you dream up or fantisize about something that you wish would happen, causes it to not happen. It may happen long time from then but it won't happen when you want it to.
The Abigail Theory
All Abigails or Abby's are destined to marry a short man or women, possibley even a midget.
A Theory of life
You want what you can't have and then when you get it, you don't want it.
Another Theory of Life
As you grow up you will go through many obstacles and good times, whatever God sends your way as you grow into an adult will prepare you for your future. But remember God is never done working in you and your life.
The Eeyore Theory
Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh really isn't depressed and sad. He just pretends so he can get all the attention and become the major character! This ultimately (his jelously and envy) causes his tail to fall of numerous times.
more to come....
