J.R. Mullatino
	This young stud With an award winning Erik Estrada-esque smile, 3/4 rolled sleeves, shiny gold chain, and a flamboyant mullet, is destined to a life of success. A great example of a classic J.R. Mulletino *Go get 'em, Tiger!

Teenage-Tino

This classic Teenage-tino doesn't appear quite as confident as his successful cousin (above). It's surprising because the mullestache and the long whispy mullet obviously play a crucial role in the act of "finger banging", which our friend here is definitely no stranger to. This is something he eagerly tells us at recess behind the handball courts. * In time, this peach-fuzz mullestache will blossom into a full & thick Cop-like mullestache

Trashed-Tino

The mullet serves as an aid sometimes, especially when it comes to the young Mullatino's confidence level. This trashed-tino spends his dayz smoking till he pukes. Although, he's missing one crucial ingredient: A mullestache. With a nice peach-fuzz mullestache, this mullatino would truly be invinsible. * When will they learn? The mullet and the mullestache go hand-in-hand. It's the perfect marriage.

Mature Mullatino
	This is a good example of a classic Mature Mullatino. It takes many years to design and develop a quality shaped mullet like this. Once decided on a particular shape, he will keep it the exact same way for years to come. Quite possibly, until he dies. * Gold chains, cowboy boots and stickers of horses on old trucks are a reoccurring theme with the Mullatino. * Mullestache, of course.

Mullaflat-topino

The short flat-top, the long, coarse, horse-like hair and the mullestache are all qualities that make up the ideal Mullatino. These characteristics are undoubtably shown when flirting with underaged female Taco Bell employees. With any luck, the Mullaflat-toptino will have them charmed and will be successful in leading them back to his "pad". (Scary) * He drives a lowered mini-truck with a "pumpin' system".

Mullatino Warehouse Worker

Lurking in warehouses all over America, this species puts its flowing mane into a ponytail during the hours of 9 to 5 and spends the day stacking boxes & working with heavy machinery. Judging by the length of the mullet, one could guess that this Mullatino was a front runner in the rising Mullatino trend. This specimen tends to get bored with the basic classic mullet, so every few years it makes a slight change, still maintaining the mullet. It keeps the Latinas hot! At the moment, this Mullatino has opted for a pompador upgrade (Stray Cats, '81). It worked then, and it works now. Timeless. * It's hard to see, but notice the single stud in the left ear. It is a subtle way for the Mullatino to show off its machismo. (Along with the mullet of course) * Mullestache, of course.