FORCEKULLET- (fôrs-kyõõ-lët) n. A person with a mullet who is balding. The outcome is a forced skullet. (Common)

The Rebel Backpack Skullet
	This young specimen is a perfect example of a rebelious, skullet. Watch out when hunting these, for they are know to carry knives and such in their backpacks along with dirty mags and a six pack. These are extremely rare and extremely worth the hunting

Bike-Riding Skullet
	This Bike riding skullet lurks the alley ways and is thought to be nocturnal. These are hard to hunt, because they are incredibly fast.

Overweight Skullet

The Skullet is a strange creature. The reason for intentionally shaving the head completely bald, but leaving the mullet (flap-for-flair) still has the power to bewilder even the most seasoned mullethunter. Sometimes, a slight visual association between skullets and radical religious groups (such as Hare Krishnas) are made, but don't be fooled. This theory has been proven wrong with 92% of the skullets studied. Also, as far as we know, there is NO definite correlation between obesity and skullets. It is NOT a common trend within the skullet subspecies. The overweight factor in this case is just purely a bonus. * The tight shirt fighting-against-gravity combo gives the Overweight Skullet's arm a distorted tumor-like look near the upper elbow.

MULLSIAH

I have no fear of the mullet. I only fear mulletude. However, this skullet I do fear. So should you. Examine this skullet carefully. The intricacies of this mullet's "concept" are very telling. Elaborate, complex thought and magnificent skill were required. (For example, notice the precise cutting that took place to create the "mustache/mouth" illusion) Also note that this is a skullet, not a more common Forceskullet. He has purposely mullded his plumage in this exact manner. This fact demonstrates a powerful desire to attain this specific VISION. This suggests an alternate purpose behind this mullet. He is working on mulltiple levels. Also, note his location in this pic. Sturgis, South Dakota. The Mecca of Mulletude. Annually, mulltitudes of mullets make their pilgrimage to this location. Humankind, right before your eyes and at this very moment, you are witnessing documentation of the recruiting/preaching/gathering of HIS disciples/followers. The Pope...Beware! Your days are numbered. Bow down before the new MULLSIAH!

Creepy old guy Skullet
	This particular mull is no stranger to the bright light of the camera's flash. It's a given he's been hunted b4. After this pic, he probably went home and said to his wife, Millie, I'm fed up with all these bastard kids taking pictures of me! Oh bitter, bitter Forcekullet, you gotta chill--We're just really into your skull.

Toys R' Us Skullet
	These are dangerous skullets. These kurj down the aisles at many local toys r us'. As you can tell in this pic, he is in the barbie aisle. Scary.