JERSEY GIRLS LOVE JERSEY MOVIES!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE KEVIN SMITH/VIEWASKEW PAGE!!!!
NOW SEE THIS IS THE PAGE WHERE I PROFESS MY LOVE FOR NEW JERSEY.....MY HOME STATE!...... 
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"(Brodie)But my cousin walter jerked off in public once. True story.
He was on a plane to new mexico, when all of a sudden the hydraulics went.
The plane started spinning around, going out of control.
So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.
So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start beating like mad.
So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom,
When all the sudden,
The hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself.
It lands safely. And everyone puts their pieces or whatever away and deboard.
And nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
(Gil)Well, did he come or what ? (Brodie)Jesus christ !
There's just some things you don't talk about in public."
"Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!" ~Dante
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"Adventure. Excitement.
A jedi craves not these things"~Silent Bob
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"I'm pissed is what I am. You go around drenching
everyone that comes into your room with
flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're still single. NOw Go get me a towel, will you?"~Metatron
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"okay, lunch box, let's try this again.
We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a spitfire passing over lafours.
You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin.
When that's gone, the stage is trashed, and we go smoke a bowl. You got it ?
Now, get your fat ass up there. And, dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins."~Jay
"I need one each of the following
tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each
His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't
Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All
Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need
Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-
Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts,
Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked
Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a
Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black
Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam
It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters
in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy,
Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My
Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a
Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls
Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The
K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,
and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Oh, and...What was the name of that movie?"~Randle
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"Who's stupid now you dirty sheep fucker" ~Jay
"The sign of the back of the car said...critters of Hollywood you dumb fuck!"~Silent Bob
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