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Ok seeing as how this page hasn't had an update in ummm too long lol I decided to revamp and restyle and come up with.... the same page with just a few more things! haha thought I was gonna do something cute and witty didn't ya! Yeah well this is me we're talking about! Anyway read on little people before the world gets too big for you to handle... or my butt either one... god..

I've been dealing with a Computer Science course this semester that has taught me basic html... it's too bad that this site has been up for a number of years otherwise I would need that html lol meaning I DON'T! I took all the computer classes there were in HS! Which was a long time ago btw! Anyway I've revamped, restyled, whatever word you want to say, and came up with the same page just not so remarkably different. Like it, Love it, Leave it.

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This is where I'll MAYBE update my page. So ya know if you have a problem with how updated it is, tell someone who really gives a flying fuck! GOD!!

3/25/2004~ About damn time you say? Yeah I know ;) Things I updated include the All about Me page, Picture pages, Quotes page, and other little details. Enjoy!

9/5/2003~ Oh Shit! Hit me if you want I havn't updated in.. well YEARS it seems! Too bad this site is STILL awesome! Added some hotties check em out!

4/2/2003~ Havn't updated for almost two months! Not so good! Added a new joke, gotta have some humor with the war ya know! Umm I might add more stuff and I know I'm taking some out! Check it out!

2/10/2003~ Less than a month to Senior skip day! I updated the site for the first time in ages! Added different pictures and shit, especially to the hot guys section! Meet bachelor #1 Alex Martinez! But I called dibs!

1/22/2003~ No comment to the immense span of time that exists between my last post and this one lol But hey I'm updating now! So go take a look.. or go clown somewhere else!

9/10/2002~ Yikes!! Sorry I havn't told of updates I've only worked on the wall occasionally! Added like 5 or 6 new conversations so please go read them! They are funny!! If you have any submit them to me!! chickieB2003@yahoo.com

8/26/2002~ Yeah I've updated since the 7th but I'm too lazy to write in this! Today I added this cute little Text Area so Yeah it makes this page look kooler! Enjoy!

8/7/2002~ I'm hella bored and I feel like doing shit to my webpage so yea here I am! I finished the damn smiley face dictionairy! I'm not in a funny mood though so don't get pissed off at me hehe Did some otha shit you'll have to find out for yourself!

8/2/2002~ After an amusing conversation with a complete idiot I decided to add the ultimate page, being THE WALL! Go check it out and if you have any stupid people to add to it then contact me!

8/1/2002~ Havn't worked too hard on this lately... but I have added three new wonderful pages that are not done yet!! My mountain pictures from my vacation, the Smiley Dictionairy that Aaron came up with, and My poetry page! Everything is fucking awesome go take a look!

7/27/2002~ Oops.. kinda forgot to mention when I update! I'm almost done with the layouts!! "Where's your head at??" I'm getting a lot of hits.. I think it's time to add... THE COUNTER

7/19/2002~ Began my site. "One small step for man, One giant leap for man kind" "This day will live.. in infamy!" "Guess who's back, back again, Karen's back, tell some... men, Rub my back, rub my back, rub my back..." I'M SORRY MOMMA!!

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*NEWER* FUNNY ASS JOKE!

Defense Attorney:
What is your age?

Little old Woman:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little old Woman:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little old Woman:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little old Woman:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little old Woman:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little old Woman:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little old Woman:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little old Woman:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little old Woman:
Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little old Woman:
Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little old Woman:
Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
....And that's when I shot the little bastard!

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