"Zack. I'm not a straw, so don't suck up." - Mr. Belding
Mr. Belding: That's funny. I don't remember losing my memory.
Mr. Belding: Yearbook pictures are now being taken. Chess club, it's your move. Insect club, you go in 5 minutes so stop bugging me! *Belding laugh*
"Consider me a friend, a compadre, one righteous dude." - Mr. Belding
Mr. Belding: You know, in High School, I had visions of becoming a professional basketball player.
Slater: Well, what stopped you?
Mr. Belding: Sister Agnes. She kept blokcing my lay ups. Besides, can you imagine me at 50, dribbling down the court with my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee?
Kelly: That's Bo Revere's new single! It's #8 with a bullet.
Mr. Belding: It's too bad the bullet missed him. *Belding laugh*.
Mr. Belding: And may I add, you have not lost your ability to suck up.
Zack: Why thank you sir.
*Mr. Belding puts on sweater*
Mr. Belding: Zack, I'm taking a different approach with you.
Zack: You're gonna be Mr. Rogers?
Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.
Mr. Belding: Guys, guys, I have a problem.
Zack: Oh, sir, just wear a hat.
Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air.
Mr. Belding: WHAT?!
Screech: We - would - like
Mr. Belding: I heard you!
Slater: Mr. Belding, can I talk to you for a second?
Mr. Belding: Sure! *looks at watch* Time's up! *Belding laugh*
Mr. Belding: Do your parents know?
Screech: Of course! She's been over every night.
Mr. Belding: And there's no objections?
Screech: No, they're rooting us on.
Mr. Belding: Well I have objections. You can't elope!
Screech: Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head?!
Mr. Belding: Now what is it like on Mars?
Screech: Far out. Here, have a Mars bar!
"Mrs. B and I took up synchronized swimming. You haven't seen dirty dancing til you've seen us under water.
Don't touch my Principal of the Month trophy!" - Mr. Belding
"Put Mrs. Belding down!" - Mr. Belding
*Belding talking on speaker phone*
Mr. Belding: Jenny, have we heard anything from maintenance?
Speaker: No.
Mr. Belding: Well will you please call them again and tell them that i'm still waiting?
Speaker: Who is this?
Mr. Belding: Thank you!
*hangs up*
