Tonsils?!

Little Johnny tells his playmate that he is going into the hospital to have his tonsils removed.

On the day he was admitted, his mother asked the Doctor if he could
circumcise him while he was asleep.  The Doctor agreed.

Little Johnny woke up and was very sore down 
there for several days.  After about a week he got to see his playmate again.
The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out 
soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery.

Little Johnny replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't 
where you think they are."  ;)