Toilet Paper

  An Indian  walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper.  The
  clerk asks if he would like no name , Charmin, or White Cloud.
  
   "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian.
   "How much is it?"
  
   "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
  
   "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian.  "What about the
   others?"
  
   "Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
  
   The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
  
   Within a few hours he is back at the trading post.  "I have a name for
  the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it
John Wayne."
  
   "Why John Wayne?" asks the clerk.
  
   "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off an
Indian."