Sexual Exhaustion A high school English teacher was reminding her class of the final exam that was to be given the next day. She told the class there would be no excuse for not showing up except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart-assed jock sitting in the back of the room asked, "What about sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said.... "Not an excuse. Write with your other hand."