Pig Latin An attractive young thing met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the bank where the girl worked. On her way back from work, the girl was accosted by a purse snatcher. "Help, help!" she screamed at a passing cop. "That man has taken my aunt's pay - he's taken my aunt's pay!" "Okay, lady," said the cop. "Cut out the pig latin and tell me exactly what happened."