North vs South The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes; The South has 'mater samiches The North has coffee houses; The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services; The South has family reunions The North has switchblade knives; The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names; The South has double first names The North has Ted Kennedy; The South has Jesse Helms The North has an ambulance; The South has an amalance The North has the Mafia; The South has NASCAR The North has Indy car races; The South has Swamp Buggy races The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal; The South has grits The North has green salads; The South has collard greens and chitlins The North has lobsters; The South has crawdads The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores; The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners The North has the rust belt; The South has the Bible Belt The North has Dan Quayle; The South has Bill Clinton