MOMMY GONNA EAT YOUR FINGER
 
   As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was
   having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
 
   At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out her index finger.
 
   Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her finger
   in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your finger!" pretending
   to eat it before I rushed out of the room again.
 
   When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at
   her finger with a devastated look on her face.
 
   I said, "What's wrong honey?"
 
   She replied, "Mommy, where's my booger?"