What a way to go !!!


Irish Humor

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guiness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Brenda stared at the floor for several minutes.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and
drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he go
quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda ... no."

"No?"

"No.... Fact is, he got out three times to Pee!"