Facelift


For those of us who may have thought of or wanted a face lift - this 
will give you a lift.  Enjoy. 



A lady in her late 40's, or early 50's went to a plastic surgeon for a face 
lift. 

The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob" 
This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned 
to 
tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift forever. 

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." 

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems. 

"All these years everything had been working just fine.  I've had to turn 
the 
knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. 
But now I've developed two annoying problems. 

First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the Knob won't 
get rid of them." 

The doctor looked at her and said: "Those aren't bags...  those are your 
breasts." 

She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."