Buttercups 

There are two guys that are golfing, and both hit 
their balls way off into the rough. They decide 
to go find their balls and meet back on the 
fareway later. The first guy is pretty sure that 
he hit his into a big patch of buttercups, so he 
goes over and starts beating through the flowers 
with his club. All of a sudden, an angel comes 
down from heaven and tells him that he can never 
have butter again for ruining one of god's 
beautiful creations in that manner. The guy 
doesn't care and goes back to tell his friend what 
happened. His friend says:
'You think that's bad? I hit my ball into the 
pussywillows.'