Bumper Stickers1 

* Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 

* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 

* Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. 

* WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 

* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 

* BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. 

* I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. 

* So you're a feminist....Isn't that cute! 

* I need someone really bad... are you really bad? 

* I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 

* Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now. 

* Prevent inbreeding: ban country music. 

* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 

* WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition 

* Montana -- At least our cows are sane! 

* God must love stupid people, he made so many. 

* When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. 

* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 

* I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it! 

* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.. 

* We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. 

* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles. 

* 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 

* Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. 

*Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I've killed with my gun.