Boat Ride


   Bill walks into a bar and sees Ralph sitting at the end
   of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
  
   Bill says "Ralph, what are you so happy for?"
   "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya...  Yesterday I was out waxin'
   my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to
   me...tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here!
   She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
   "I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
   So I took her way out, Bill. I turned off the key and I said
   "Its either screw or swim!" She couldn't swim, Bill, she
   couldn't swim!!."
  
   The next day Bill walks into the bar and sees Ralph sitting
   at the end of the bar with a bigger smile on his face.
   Bill says "What are you so happy about today Ralph?"
   "Well Bill...  I gotta tell ya...  Yesterday I was
   out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond
   came up to me...tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here!
   She said "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
   "Sure you can have a ride in my boat."  So I took her way out,
   Bill, way out much further than the last one.  I turned off the
   key and I said "Its either screw or swim!"  She couldn't swim!!,
   Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!."
  
   A couple days pass and Bill walks into the bar and sees Ralph
   down there crying over a beer.  Bill says "Ralph, what are you
   so sad for?"  "Well, Bill, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out
   waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable
   brunette came up to me...tits WAY out to here, Bill, tits WAY
   out to here.  I had more wood than my boat does.
   She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?"
   "Sure you can have a ride in my boat."  So I took her way out,
   Bill, way WAY out...much further than the last two.  I turned
   off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or
 swim!!'.
   She pulled down her pants...she had a dick, Bill !!!
   She had a great BIG dick!!! And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM !!!"