Blonde Capitols There was a group of people standing around talking about how stupid blondes are. There was a blonde female in the group and she was really offended, so she told them that they were being unfair and she told them that she is really smart, and blonde too. So they asked her if she knew all the states and capitols, and she said, yes of course. So they asked what the capitol of Wisconsin was, and the blonde said, 'W.'