THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was
God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A NORTHERN CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to rise up because there was more work
to be done!!