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The Nine Satanic Statements

from The Satanic Bible, ©1969

by Anton Szandor LaVey



1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe
dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical
self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead
of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other
cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead
of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes
better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours,
who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development," has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as
He has kept it in business all these years!