One thing you learn real quick when you enter Hazzard County is that everything is "like" something else. The homespun analogies that ran throughout The Dukes of Hazzard were a big part of relaying the show's southern culture to the audience. Once you start looking for them, you have to wonder how those writer's came up with them all!

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Episode 1: ONE ARMED BANDITS
Bo: If women was birds you'd date a buzzard.
Boss: He's so crooked he makes you look straight.
Boss: If you were the only man running you'd come in second.
Cooter: Shoot fire and save box matches.
Jesse: Rates right up there with hogs producing beef.
Luke: You drive like my fanny whips apple butter.
Luke: You'd lose your way on a race track.
Luke: You ain't got the sense the good Lord promised a turkey.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.

Episode 2: DAISY'S SONG
Bo: Stealin' money hand over fist.
Boss: You better be able to sing like a bird or we're all dead ducks.
Daisy: You all are about as handy as a left-handed anvil.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Waylon: Faster than you can skin a rabbit.
Waylon: Daisy can cause more trouble than a brand new baby.
Waylon: Thick as thieves.
Waylon: Boss changes license plates like he does his underwear, which is every time he goes to town.
Waylon: They knew every junkyard like a lover's face and following them into one was like chasing a boar into the bushes.

Episode 3: MARY KAYE'S BABY
Cooter: Some days you can't even cram it into 2nd, even if you double clutch it.
Waylon: As sure as God made little green apples.
Waylon: There's trouble and then there's trouble and the trouble with some trouble is it don't look like trouble.
Waylon: They're hotter'n a pair of blue tick hounds on their first hunt.
Waylon: The boy's eyes are bugged out like a pop-eyed mule.

Episode 4: REPO MEN
Cooter: Don't that put the frosting on the cake.
Enos: They're the greatest thing since catfish and hushpuppies.
Waylon: Bet that put a kink in his plow line.
Waylon: Stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival.
Waylon: Madder than an old wet hen.
Waylon: Ever have one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.

Episode 5: HIGH OCTANE
Daisy: Naked as a jaybird.
Jesse: If this don't tear the feathers out of a duck.
Rosco: I'm a down home country person as much as a bowl of grits and I can't be trusted.
Waylon: Boss is happier than a hog knee deep in slop.

Episode 6: SWAMP MOLLY
Bo: He'd be about as helpful as a flea in a hound's ear.
Bo: You can't even hit the ground with your hat.
Boss: She's not only ugly as sin, she's slipperier than a water snake in a grease pit.
Boss: If you caught the golden goose, you'd boil it for breakfast.
Luke: You've got the IQ of a turnip, a small one.
Waylon: Sure had the boys tails in a crack.

Episode 7: LUKE'S LOVE STORY
Amy: You thick skinned clod-hoppin' old boweevil.
Boss: You're a walking epidemic.
Boss: Holy Charity.
Luke: Like a dixie cup in a cattle stampede.
Luke: That turnip-brain.
Luke: As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Jesse: You got about as much sensitivity as a buzzsaw.

Episode 8: THE BIG HEIST
Daisy: You keep lookin' at that door like a husband behind on alimony, with a wife who's a crack shot.
Jesse: Bein' around a still without a shotgun is like bein' in church without your shirt on. It don't feel right.
Rosco: I'm gonna tie you up and hang you on the wall like a side of beef.
Waylon: That money has been sittin' on top that money so long you'd a thought it'd a started to grow by now.

Episode 9: LIMO ONE IS MISSING
Boss: When they were handing out the smarts, you must have been hiding and didn't get any.
Enos: Took off like a hen in a fox house.
Luke: You scarf food like tomorrow was the first day of a six-month famine.
Rosco: Judas Priest on a pony.
Waylon: Don't that throw your hat in the creek.

Episode 10: DEPUTY DUKES
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: That'd be like takin' on a boar with their bare hands.
Luke: Goes whistlin' up a hollow tree.
Luke: It's dirtier than Boss and Rosco put together.
Waylon: Hopin' to sneak out of town like a couple of whupped pups.

Episode 11: MONEY TO BURN
Bo: Better'n strikin' gold.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Holy jumpin' horny toads.
Rosco: Slicker'n goose grease.
Rosco: It put a quiver in my liver, too.
Rosco: Most brilliant thing I've seen since instant grits.
Waylon: Slicker'n lard on a doorknob.
Waylon: Stood out like a watermelon in a bowl full of chick peas.

Episode 12: ROUTE 7-11
Luke: I'm as clean as you and Boss are dirty.
Rosco: Be on them like a duck on a june bug.
Waylon: Don't go stickin' no fork in it 'cause it ain't done.

Episode 13: DOUBLE STING
Boss: You two ain't got the combined intelligence of a bowl of turnips.
Cooter: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Don't amount to a hill of beans.
Waylon: That's kinda like havin' a goat guarding the cabbage patch.
Wendel: Couldn't follow the instructions on a cereal box.

Episode 14: DAYS OF SHINE AND ROSES
Luke: Got more moves with that thing than a rabbit with a bobcat on its tail.
Jesse: Runnin' whiskey is like ridin' a bicycle or makin' love, once you learn you never forget.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Rosco: Stick out like a june bug floatin' in a bucket of buttermilk.

Episode 15: GOLD FEVER
Bo: Those guys are crookeder than old Mt. Parin Rd.
Boss: As safe as a possum up a mile-high pine tree.
Boss: It's as clear as spring water.
Boss: Holy Hannibal.
Boss: This is the Saturday end.
Cooter: Shoot fire.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Enos: Oh suchatash.
Jesse: I'll bet potatoes to turnips.
Luke: You can't talk horse sense to a jackass.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Rosco: I smell somethin' fishy. Boss: Like a fish in the sun.
Waylon: I could say gettin' Jesse to the dentist is like pullin' teeth, but I got my pride.
Waylon: If that's all that was gonna happen today we could all sit back and watch the pump drip dry.
Waylon: He'd meet a grizzly bear if it had a wallet.

Episode 16: THE RUSTLERS
Burl: Your eyes are gonna bug out of your head like the little boy who swallowed the bullfrog.
Boss: You wouldn't know a racehorse from a paddlefish.
Boss: You couldn't catch a cold in a flu epidemic.
Boss: Bull's breath.
Cooter: Stuck to me like tar.
Dunlap: Never follow the possum when the dogs'll lead you there.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Sarah: Didn't work worth a hill of beans.

Episode 17: THE MEETING
Bo: If the South had had that much artillery we'd a never lost Atlanta.
Bo: On 'em just like bees to honey.
Boss: Well, I'll be switched.
Boss: Well, I'll be tied.
Cooter: Shoot fire.
Henchman: It'll make the St. Valentine's Day Massacre look like a Sunday school picnic.

Episode 18: ROAD PIRATES
Bo: I'm afraid you done tree'd the wrong possum.
Bo: We're barkin' up the wrong tree.
Boss: Great bags of turnips.
Cletus: Took off like a load of double-ought buckshot.
Cletus: (Likely to be hard) like tryin' to milk a cow with a pair of cold pliers.
Cooter: You could charm the hickory nuts out of a squirrel's mouth.
Dispatcher: They're phonier than $3 bills.
Jesse: I've been sittin' here so long I'm about to take root.
Jesse: Like givin' a baby a new toy.
Rosco: Same as two grits in a gizzard.
Rosco: Jumpin' Jee Hosiphat.
Waylon: Started to fit together like biscuits and gravy.
Waylon: Only man I know who'd be wrong if he voted "maybe."
Waylon: Had to keep circlin' like a tail chasin' coon hound.

Episode 19: THE GHOST OF GENERAL LEE
Cooter: Shoot fire and save box matches.
Luke: Like a cancelled stamp.
Luke: I guess that about puts the frosting on the cake.
Luke: Would you just slow down enough for us to jump aboard your train of thought.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Ernie: Comin' up like a bull in a cow shed.
Waylon: She could find trouble in paradise.
Waylon: That boy's tougher than a pine knot.

Episode 20: THE DUKES MEET CALE YARBOROUGH
Enos: Good as buttermilk.
Rosco: Fine as wine.
Rosco: Just as plain as day.
Rowby: Now we'll be able to hear a tick on a hound dog.
Waylon: Could smell the ink on a dollar like a bird dog huntin' quall.
Waylon: Didn't work worth a pitcher of spit.

Episode 21: THE HAZZARD CONNECTION
Bo: If that ain't enough to slow a fellow down.
Boss: I'll be your little bitty buddy when possums make love to hound dogs.
Daisy: Faster'n yesterday.
Enos: Tailin' ya'll six ways from Sunday.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Enos: Lit out of town like a twin pair of scalded dogs.
Luke: Bet you dollars to donuts.
Luke: Madder'n hornets and they're lookin' to sink their stingers in some embarrassing places.
Luke: Wouldn't be a good match for a tired turtle in a flat-out race.
Rosco: He hasn't drawn an honest breath since the doctor spanked him on the bottom the day he was born.
Rosco: Judas Priest.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Rosco: What the billy-blue heck are you doing?.
Shoulders: Mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes.
Waylon: He's slicker'n a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt.
Waylon: That's trouble lookin' for a place to happen.
Waylon: The mustard's done hit the fan.

Episode 22: WITNESS FOR THE PERSECUTION
Bo: This is harder than gettin' a camel through the eye of the needle.
Bo: More firepower on our tail than the yankees had at Gettysburg.
Boss: I'm so mad I could spit barb wire.
Cooter: You was temporarily behind the door when the brains was handed out.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Enos: He's squealin' like a stuck pig.
Luke: A chicken don't open the barn door for a coyote.
Luke: Smooth as silk.
Rosco: You meadowmuffin.
Waylon: Don't that pluck your pin feathers.
Waylon: As rare as a mule with feathers.
Waylon: The real clod in the buttermilk.
Waylon: Coughin' like a calf with the episodic.
Waylon: I think the fat is fixin' to fall in the fire.

Episode 23: GRANNY ANNIE
Rosco: You roadapple.
Rosco: He plants more bodies than old Blue does bones.
Waylon: The boy's really had 'em a double kink in the plow line.

Episode 24: PEOPLE'S CHOICE
Boss: You couldn't scare a crow.
Boss: You hammer like you run your office, you're always missing.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Waylon: Had more tricks than Houdini's trunk.

Episode 25: ARREST JESSE DUKE
Boss: How dare you come bargin' in here like a bull in heat.
Boss: What in Holy Hannah!
Cooter: I'll be a suck-egg mule.
Daisy: He's all tied up like a roped steer goin' to market.
Daisy: I'm already mad enough to spit.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Hughie: Stripped cleaner than a possum's belly.
Luke: Naked as a jaybird.
Luke: I stay any lower I'll be a lane marker.
Luke: That blond charm of yours ain't worth a bucket of spit against a .38.
Waylon: Stripped cleaner than a starving hound's tooth.
Waylon: Pluck his car clean as a naked chicken.
Waylon: It looks like the tornado has done hit the sheep dip.
Waylon: Ol' Jesse was pacin' in his cell gettin' itcher than a hound dog at a flea circus.
Waylon: Looks like ol' Bo's fadin' charm is dyin' faster than a dyin' lightning bug.

Episode 26: DUKE OF DUKE
Luke: He has more money stashed away on his place than J.D. Hogg has in the bank of Hazzard.
Boss: When you speak of your mind, lower your voice to show respect for the dead.
Jesse: (phony) as a $7 bill.
Rosco: We're gonna come down on those turkeys like a load of dead chickens.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Rosco: Like a woman, won't do anything when I want her to.
Waylon: That's trouble lookin' for a place to happen.
Waylon: I think the fat is fixin' to fall in the fire.
Waylon: Not when a girl like Daisy still got cotton to chop, and a rooster to pluck.
Waylon: Would rather catch himself a Duke than go to heaven when he dies.
Waylon: Like gettin' blood from a turnip, uh, milk from a bull, or was it bull from a turnip?

Episode 27: THE RUNAWAY
Bo: Like floggin' a dead horse.
Boss: Quicker than a frog can swallow a june bug.
Dewey: I ain't seen you in a dog's age.
Luke: If Rosco'd taken that bait any harder he'd be munchin' on the rod and the reel.
Mabel: Never turn down cash on the barrelhead, especially when your barrel is empty.
Rosco: Judas priest on a pony.
Rosco: Before I die the death of a junebug.

Episode 28: FOLLOW THAT STILL
Boss: He who shines and runs away, lives to shine another day.
Boss: Enos couldn't find a pumpkin on Halloween.
Buchanon: You ain't worth a hill of beans.
L.B.: We homin' in on you like a fox on a hen house.
Luke: He's got that pass blocked tighter'n a cork in a bottle.
Rosco: You cotton pickin' hubber bumpers.
Waylon: He could sniff out a drop of sour mash in a barrel of ammonia a mile away.
Waylon: And a hand that could hotwire a bicycle.
Waylon: Replacing that link pin was like fittin' false teeth on a dinosaur.

Episode 29: TREASURE OF HAZZARD
Boss: You fat roadapple.
Boss: I know Hazzard County like my old shoes.
Lester: They been here so long their ancestors wore feathers.
Jesse: He's about a half a bubble off center if you ask me.

Episode 30: OFFICER DAISY DUKE
Bo: You gotta call in the dogs to see if they're wet or you're not gonna find out if it's rainin' or outside.
Boss: That's like havin' the enemy in your own camp.
Waylon: When you have to sell pigs to buy pig feed, you ain't apt to be in the pig business very long.
Waylon: As happy as a goat eatin' briars.
Waylon: Like mama used to say, church ain't out 'til the fat lady sings.
Waylon: Disappear faster than hot biscuits on a Sunday morning table.
Waylon: Even a blind hog can find an acorn now and then.
Waylon: Sometimes one good turn get a stab in the back.

Episode 31: FIND LORETTA LYNN
Bo: Follow ya'll just like ants to a picnic.
Bo: She's sly as a fox.
Boss: So close you're gonna be able to count every one of her beautiful eyelashes.
Daisy: Smooth as a frog's tummy.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Loretta: You all have been in the smokehouse too long.
Loretta: You're crazier than an old mare full of dynamite.
Rosco: Monkey see, monkey do.
Rosco: You turkeyhead.
Waylon: Tougher'n crossin' Hell on a rotten rail in a snowstorm.
Waylon: Caught like a rabbit between the fox and the hounds.

Episode 32: JUDE EMERY
Boss: You couldn't catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Boss: You couldn't catch 'em if you was both wearin' the same pair of pants.
Boss: The chances of you findin' Snake Harmon by yourself ranks right up there with Daisy Duke bein' made the next Pope.
Grady: Just as sure as a hog loves turnips.
Grady: She'll be chewin' my tail 'til Gabriel's trumpet.
Jesse: You've got about as much gall as a tub full of pig spleens.
Luke: You ain't gonna be able to find your butt with both hands.
Luke: That there knife couldn't cut cold grits.
Snake: He sticks like molasses.

Episode 33: RETURN OF THE RIDGE RAIDERS
Bo: He's actin' stranger than a hound dog under a full moon.
Bo: Better than a ride at Disneyland.
Jesse: You're gonna be in more trouble than a one-legged man at a Hazzard County butt-kickin'.
Boss: You couldn't find your nose if it wasn't tacked onto your face.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Luke: We're up a creek without a paddle.
Waylon: Now don't that just put a clod in the buttermilk.
Waylon: Trackin' hot as a beagle on his first hunt.
Waylon: Looks like Jesse and the Ridge Raiders have got themselves in more trouble than a weasel caught in a hen house.

Episode 34: MASON DIXON'S GIRLS
Boss: I bet there's a reward in all this big enough to choke a plow horse.
Jesse: You're talkin' so fast only a chipmunk could understand you.

Episode 35: R.I.P. HENRY FLATT
Boss: You don't know grits from shoe polish.
Waylon: This thing's got more turns than a bucket of worms.
Waylon: They ain't but two things that'd make the Duke Boys run like a rabbit bein' chased by a fox.
Waylon: Boss' plan to frame Daisy was as flat as last week's beer.

Episode 36: SOUTHERN COMFURTS
Cooter: Shoot fire and save box matches.
Lori: That'd be like looking for a needle in a hayride.
Molly: Stop gettin' your feathers ruffled.
Waylon: A quarter of a million anything is enough to get Boss' glands in order.

Episode 37: CARNIVAL OF THRILLS (2-hr episode)
Bo: Since we was knee-high to a grasshopper.
Boss: Where'd you get your brains - in a thrift shop.
Cooter: Clean as country shine.
Cooter: You'd a been dead on the water, buddy roe.
Daisy: Actin' like a love-starved calf at feedin' time.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Jesse: They ain't got no more sense than a chicken raidin' a fox den.
Luke: It's about half that as the crow flies.
Rosco: That's about as likely as a pig lay'n eggs.
Rosco: I'll be on them like a vulture is on a worm.
Rosco: I'm gonna stick to your tail like hot butter on a corncob.
Rosco: Sellin' like wildfire.
Rosco: I'll get on it like a chicken on a worm sandwich.
Rosco: More people buyin' tickets than fleas on an old hound dog's tail.
Waylon: Hummin' and sellin' tickets like it was to the second coming.
Waylon: When you're trippin' tall cotton that's the time to look for snakes.

Episode 38: ENOS STRATE TO THE TOP
Daisy: You got as much chance of losin' them as I have of sproutin' horns.
Daisy: Your word is a good as money in the bank.
Enos: I'm so mad I could chew nails.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Luke: That sort of leaves her between a rock and a hard place.
Rosco: If you two don't pound the bung in the cider barrel.
Rosco: If money was polecat perfume they couldn't smell them through a barb-wire fence.
Waylon: Tanglin' with sweet Daisy is about like tryin' to put socks on a rooster.
Waylon: Actin' like a hound dog chasin' his tail.

Episode 39: THE HAZZARDVILLE HORROR
Bo: Talk about tryin' to find a needle in a haystack.
Boss: That's because instead of brains in your head you got funny putty.
Boss: Lock 'em up until hades freezes over.
Boss: As safe as a hushpuppy in a cookie jar.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Jesse: He makes me so mad I could bite a hole in the bottom of a milk bucket.
Rosco: On 'em like a duck on a junebug.

Episode 40: AND IN THIS CORNER, LUKE DUKE
Bo: Like tryin' to find a needle in a haystack.
Boss: Clean as a plucked chicken.
Waylon: I think old Luke has done put his foot in a bear trap, and we just heard it close.
Waylon: I'll bet if it rained soup right now the Dukes bowl would be upside down.
Waylon: There's places in this part of the south that's so peaceful and quiet a man could almost sit and listen to his hair grow.

Episode 41: THE LATE J.D. HOGG
Cletus: Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
Cooter: Just came by me lookin' like the Orange Blossom Special.
Jesse: You can just wind down to a breathe.
Jesse: Let's see what he's got up his sleeve besides a crooked arm.
Jesse: Like a cow to a salt lick.
Luke: Boss'd steal a dead fly off a blind spider.
Rosco: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Waylon: Old Boss would rob an orphan for a widow's mice.
Waylon: Just because a skunk's playin' a person don't change his smell none.

Episode 42: UNCLE BOSS
Bo: Got 'em flyin' just like little eagles.
Boss: You can't tell grits from gumdrops.
Cooter: I couldn't hit the rear end of a bull with a mop.
Cooter: Just like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Daisy: A spare tire almost as bald as Boss.
Jesse: Lower than Hell's root cellar.
Jesse: Is about like havin' a weasel guardin' the hen house, it's unnerving.
Luke: He might have grown a couple of new rattles but he's still the same ole snake.
Rosco: That's meaner than a sack full of snakes.
Waylon: Close only counts in pitchin' horseshoes.
Waylon: As nervous as an alligator in a hand bag factory.
Waylon: Madder'n a sore tailed bear.

Episode 43: BAA BAA WHITE SHEEP
Cooter: Quicker'n a mineral swimmin' nickel dipper.
Luke: Something's in the wind.
Jesse: Somethin' here's just about a half-a-bubble off plum.
Jesse: Your brother wouldn't give the sweat off his brow to make lemonade for the poor.
Waylon: Old Boss has got more moves than a can full of worms.
Waylon: Off like a shot.
Waylon: One apple doesn't change the whole barrel.

Episode 44: MRS. ROSCO P. COLTRANE
Bo: Well ain't that a kick in the tail.
Boss: Dead as a doornail.
Collins: Smooth as silk.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Waylon: Beginnin' to hum like bees around a honeycomb.
Waylon: Well, if that ain't puttin' your foot in it I'll sell my farm.
Waylon: Havin' more trouble than two stray hefers in a pasture full of bulls.

Episode 45: THE GREAT SANTA CLAUSE CHASE
Bo: Don't go gettin' yourself puckered up.
Boar's Nest Customer: Don't get your tail over your back.
Boss: You gotta be dumber than a rock.
Boss: You got a hole in your screen door.
Boss: You oughta sue your brains for non-support.
Boss: You couldn't find the floor if you fell out of bed.
Cletus: Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
Cooter: Ain't that a kick in the gizzard.
Jesse: You gotta be three bricks shy of a load.
Luke: You wouldn't know fair and square with a scale and ruler.
Waylon: Now from where I sit this whole thing smells like its downwind from a cow barn on a hot June day.
Waylon: Runnin' like a scalded cat.
Waylon: Feelin' lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Waylon: Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Hazzard family reunion.
Waylon: Was as lonely as old Waylon on the night of the Country Music Association awards.

Episode 46: GOOD NEIGHBORS, DUKE
Bo: A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Dickey: This little goose just did some honkin'.
Rosco: As tight as Boss Hogg's wallet.
Waylon: Got the world by the tail on a downhill pull.
Waylon: Expect the unexpected.
Waylon: Worked slicker'n a greased pig.

Episode 47: STATE OF THE COUNTY
Cooter: Man's got a nose like a blue tick hound.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.

Episode 48: THE LEGACY
Boss: What are you waitin' for, til your butt grows roots.
Cooter: Shoot fire and save box matches.
Jesse: Skulkin' around like a weasel in a hen house.
Lucinda: Pull my chestnuts out of the fire.
Luke: Road's gettin' as crowded as the Indianapolis 500.
Waylon: Stealin' from Boss Hogg is like visitin' Hell and spittin' on the devil.
Wilbur: They're lightin' out like a pair of blue tailed flies with a bullfrog snatchin' at their tail.

Episode 49: DUKE VS. DUKE
Boss: As helpless as Sampson was after Delilah gave him that haircut.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Cooter: You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
Daisy: You two are carryin' on like a couple of bayin' roosters.
Luke: Lower'n a snake's belly..
Waylon: Just about as rare as a buck-toothed rooster.
Waylon: She's as soft as Daisy's smile.
Waylon: Don't that just blow your hat in the creek.

Episode 50: MY SON, BO HOGG
Boss: If there was a prize for jackass of the year, you'd win it hoofs down.
Boss: That sure is the honey on the hotcakes.
C.V.: So dry they're sneezin' dust.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Rosco: Great gobs of goose goo.
Rosco: If he was a building he'd be condemned.
Rosco: The fertilizer's gonna hit the fan blades.
Rosco: Took off like a scalded hog.
Waylon: Into more trouble than a bee romancin' a buzzsaw.
Waylon: This is the biggest mess since the dog chased the chickens through the sorgum vat.
Waylon: Flyin' off in all directions like a bunch of guinea hens.
Waylon: News travels faster than a turpintined cat.

Episode 51: TO CATCH A DUKE
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Rosco: Be one 'em like a duck on a junebug.
Rosco: It ain't no skin off my posterior.
Rosco: Flatter'n yesterday's frisbee.

Episode 52: ALONG CAME A DUKE
Harry Joe: Don't get your tail over the dash.
Jeb: Clear as glass.
Waylon: This one's got more curves than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

Episode 53: BY-LINE DAISY DUKE
Bo: I'm so mad I could chew nails.
Boss: Well shoot a bug.
Boss: Put your paddle back in the water.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Cletus: Shot out like a load of double-ought buckshot.
Luke: Catfish are hittin' harder'n barflys at the Boar's Nest.
Jesse: As low as a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Jesse: Why don't you go fry yourself a snowball.
Rosco: Comin' together just like flapjacks and molasses.
Rosco: Stay loose as a goose.
Rosco: Hook, line and crawdad.
Rosco: We're gonna box 'em in like a new pair of boots.
Rosco: I hear you cluckin' but I can't find the nest.
Vic: Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Waylon: The boys weren't lettin' any grass grow under their feet.
Waylon: Anybody believes it's gonna be that smooth would buy beach front property in Tennessee.
Waylon: Worked like a charm.
Waylon: Dukes and trouble go together like cornbread and buttermilk.

Episode 54: THE RETURN OF HUGHIE HOGG
Bo: Stickin' to us like fat on a hog jowl.
Bo: He's so crooked he makes you look straight.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Daisy: A snake that shed its skin is still a snake.
Hortense: He's got the manners of a goat.
Hughie: Before you can pluck a bald chicken bald.
Hughie: That's the way the preline crumbles.
Waylon: Retreatin' like the Yankees at Manassas.
Waylon: Old Cletus was like a broken clock, it's right at least once in a while.

Episode 55: BYE BYE BOSS
Cletus: In two shakes of a sheep's tail.
Homer: Plucked me clean as a chicken.
Rosco: Snug as a bug in a rug.
Rosco: Every dog gets a little mange now and then.

Episode 56: THE GREAT HAZZARD HIJACK
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Daisy: You look made enough to chew nails.
Luke: Givin' it back would have been like pullin' teeth.
Tommy: Stickin' like glue.
Waylon: Headed for Hazzard like bears to a honeycomb.
Waylon: Could find trouble in a Sunday school class.
Waylon: Poppin' up like a bad penny in a collection box.
Waylon: Rarin' to take off like the Yankees at Mannasas.

Episode 57: THE HACK OF HAZZARD
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Luke: Smoother'n 10-year-old shine.
Jesse: You boys got yourself a bobcat by the whiskers at feedin' time.
Waylon: Sure as grits or groceries.

Episode 58: THE CANTERBURY CROCK
Cletus: More than one way to skin a cat.
Waylon: Changed hands more than a riverboat deck of cards.

Episode 59: MRS. DAISY HOGG
Boss: You don't know sweet from sour.
Boss: That's a load of horsefeed.
Floyd: You guys are slower'n molassas.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Rosco: Fightin' like the third monkey on the gangplank on Noah's Ark.
Waylon: Like everybody says, the buttermilk's gettin' thicker.
Waylon: As happy as a hog eatin' slop.
Waylon: That comes on like a mouth full of root canals.

Episode 60: DOUBLE DUKES
Boss: You got more nerve than a toothache.
Boss: Don't stand there like a wart on a frog hair.
Cooter: I'll be an egg-suckin' dog.
Daisy: Actin' like a bull in a cow pasture.
Rosco: You sure you got all your cookies in the oven.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Rosco: Great gobs of gallopin' goose grease.
Rosco: Went whizzin' by here with all sails set.
Rosco: I think you've gone squirrely.
Rosco: I think you've got a couple of screws loose and you done fell off the shelf.
Sheriff Little: I got to be workin' without a full set of lights here.
Turk: I'd rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.
Waylon: Their future looked just about as bright as the only chicken in the hen house and the preacher comin' Sunday for dinner.
Waylon: Them boys is about as funny as findin' a rattlesnake in your bed.

Episode 61: DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH
Bo: Makes him take the corners like the high banks at Daytona.
Cletus: This thing's just slicker'n a pig on ice.
Rosco: That makes the cheese more binding.
Rosco: The best invention since outdoor plumbing.
Rosco: Weak as a cat.
Waylon: Hotter'n a $3 rifle at a turkey shoot.
Waylon: The way them Dukes can get both feet in the bucket.
Waylon: Now don't that blow your hat in the creek.

Episode 62: COLTRANE VS. DUKE
Boss: You sure know which side of the bread your butter's on.
Cletus: About as easy as pourin' water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.
Cletus: Just as soon as pigs got wings.
Rosco: I feel like a cowchip in a wind tunnel.
Waylon: As poor as Job's turkey.

Episode 63: THE FUGITIVE
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Rosco: Faster'n you can say Jack Robinson.
Waylon: Movin' the stolen motorcycles through like a Detroit assembly line.

Episode 64: THE GREAT BANK ROBBERY
Bo: Does a chicken have lips? Daisy: No, but fish swim.
Boss: You got splinter in the windmills of your mind.
Boss: That's the Saturday end.
Clarence: Sittin' around that bank like a toad on a stump.
Clarence: Be easier to put socks on a rooster.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Cooter: Old Rosco's elevator don't quite make it to the top floor.
Daisy: Be easier for a chicken to lay a square egg.
Jesse: Fallin' off a log.
Luke: Easy as pie.
Rosco: Looked like the countin' room at the U.S. Mint.
Rosco: It's just as clear as cider in a jug.
Rosco: Great gobs of grits.
Waylon: If Boss Hogg could make a dollar, he'd open on judgement day, even if there weren't any time left to spend it.
Waylon: Old Boss would drown kittens to save on milk.
Waylon: Get them in more trouble than a coon trapped in a dog pound.
Waylon: The one person who'd have a wreck with enough room to build a barn on either side.
Waylon: Workin' like a $2 watch.
Waylon: Well I'll be John Brown.
Waylon: If it rained soup Cletus' bowl would be upside down.
Waylon: Trapped like two foxes in a hen house with a sack full of eggs.

Episode 65: SADIE HOGG DAY
Bo: Clean as day.
Boss: In deeper than a fat lady in quicksand.
Jesse: Crooked'er than the devil's hind toe.
Jesse: You boys drive that car like you're done with it.
Rosco: Busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.
Waylon: Cookin' like a Labor Day fish fry.
Waylon: Now the cheese is gonna get more binding.

Episode 66: THE 10 MILLION DOLLAR SHERIFF (2-hour episode)
Bo: Slip through his fingers like soup through a fork.
Luke: Buy you out quicker'n a stuck pig squeal.
Luke: So fast it'll make your head spin.
Jesse: Stinks to high Heaven.
Rosco: Slipperier than a bucket full of greased eels.
Rosco: Quiver in my liver.
Rosco: We're gonna be in your hip pocket.
Steele: We'll take them like Grant took Richmond.
Waylon: Went through Hazzard like Grant went through Richmond.
Waylon: Packed like a bucket of worms.
Waylon: Turnin' bad faster'n sour cider.

Episode 67: TROUBLE AT COOTER'S
Bo: Stripped cleaner'n a hound's tooth.
Luke: Sure as shootin'.
Mitchel: Faster'n a duck in a hail storm.
Rosco: There's a flaw in the slaw somewhere.
Waylon: Busy as a beaver.
Waylon: Cookin' like a country band.

Episode 68: GOODBYE, GENERAL LEE
Bo: Most of his cars are just like him anyway, about half smashed.
Boss: Has your pilot light gone out?
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Cooter: I'm gonna look like the right side of a bulldog line.
Daisy: If corn was a dollar a ton ya'll couldn't afford grits.
Jesse: Don't cry before the milk's spilt.
Luke: Steering wheels got more play in it than Boss' suspenders.
Luke: Held together with spit and bailing wire.
Rosco: Lookin' mad enough to eat tadpoles.
Waylon: Just when Bo was beginnin' to feel like General Custer at Little Big Horn.

Episode 69: CLETUS FALLS IN LOVE
Bo: Can a sheep dip?
Bo: Easy as pie.
Bo: We're just sittin' here like two horses waitin' to be taken to the glue factory.
Boss: Son of a revenuer.
Boss: Who gives a coon's tail?
Boss: Save your brains for a rainy day.
Boss: You are as useless as an umbrella to a duck.
Cooter: That dog don't hunt.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Waylon: That boy was higher than a Georgia pine.

Episode 70: HUGHIE HOGG STRIKES AGAIN
Bo: You must be close to crazy.
Boss: This fella pays off like clockwork.
Cooter: He'll foreclose quicker'n a mineral swimmin' nickel dipper.
Cooter: He ain't quite playin' with a full deck.
Hughie: Went for it like a bear after a honey pot.
Miz Tisdale: Sets my motor at fast idle.
Waylon: Mean as a snake.
Waylon: Don't that put the damper on.
Waylon: The odds are stacked against the Dukes like a turkey on the day before Thanksgiving.
Waylon: Black sheep kin are kind of like the swamp itch. Once you think you got shut of it, it comes back again.

Episode 71: DUKESCAM SCAM
Boss: Right out of the blue sky.
Cooter: Snuck out of here like a hound dog with his tail between his legs.
Daisy: Drivin' like he's half crazy.
Luke: You must be a half bubble off.
Waylon: I smell somethin', and it ain't downwind frm the outhouse.
Waylon: He's so steady he could lay down a painted line on a gravel road and it's last.
Waylon: Can't even drive nails.

Episode 72: THE SOUND OF MUSIC — HAZZARD STYLE
Boss: You ain't playin' with somebody who carries his brains in his back pocket.
Daisy: Cleaner'n a turkey drumstick at Thanksgiving.
Heap: You got a hole in your screen door.
Jesse: If brains was leather you couldn't saddle a flea.
Marjorie: Took off like greased lightning.
Rosco: (Stinks) like a large load of fertilizer.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Waylon: Happier than a pig in a waller.
Waylon: Worth their weight in gold.
Waylon: If them two don't stick out like two roosters in a room full of ducks.
Waylon: Luck in Hazzard changes faster than gettin' into your drawers on a winter morning.
Waylon: Like hollerin' down a rain barrel.

Episode 73: SHINE ON HAZZARD MOON
Jasper: Smooth as molassas goin' down.
Jasper: My man's gonna come down on you so hard you're gonna look like a pizza.
Rosco: Like a charm.
Waylon: Workin' gooder'n snuff.
Waylon: Hazzard folks call bad moonshine "Old Factory Whistle." One blast and you're through for the day.

Episode 74: PIN THE TAIL ON THE DUKES
Boss: Happy as a clam.
Boss: Put your heel to the steel.
Cletus: I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
Waylon: Hot on their trail like a blue tick hound after a fat possum.

Episode 75: MIZ TISDALE ON THE LAM
Boss: You were born stupid and you been losin' ground ever since.
Boss: Couldn't have been better if I wished it from the tooth fairy.
Rosco: Easier than fallin' off Boss Hogg's wallet.
Rosco: She's crazy as a coot.
Rosco: Doesn't that put the cow in the barn.
Tisdale: They gotta be suckin' out of a bent straw.
Waylon: Just 'cause things go bad, watch your mouth, or they'll get worse.
Waylon: Luckier than a rabbit with six feet.

Episode 76: NOTHIN' BUT THE TRUTH
Bo: Like a fly in the buttermilk.
Bo: Drive it like you stole it.
Boss: You're dumb enough to be twins.
Boss: Hook, line and bluetail fly.
Daisy: Like a dog on a leash.
Jesse: Your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull.
Jesse: You don't burn your bridges before you come to them.
Luke: Murphy's Law: If everything's comin' your way chances are you're in the wrong lane.
Luke: We must be a half bubble off plumb.
Rosco: Slipperier than six slimy snakes in an oil slick.
Rosco: More changeable than a stack of diapers in a nursery.
Waylon: Cookin' like an all-day singin' with dinner on the ground.
Waylon: Snooker'd smooth as a country pool hustler with the rent due.
Waylon: Like two sittin' hens waitin' for the hungry fox.
Waylon: Where there's fire, there's smoke.
Waylon: He was loaded with enough truth serum to shut down a liar's convention.
Waylon: In more trouble than the only chicken in the barnyard when the preacher was comin' for Sunday dinner.

Episode 77: DEAR DIARY
Boss: That's the Saturday end.
Jesse: I got more integrety in my little pinkie than you got in your whole body.
Waylon: Right down to the fine frog hair.
Waylon: Sit there like a sack of grits.

Episode 78: NEW DEPUTY IN TOWN
Bo: Cross my heart and hope to give up women.
Bo: She's got more curves than Old Mt. Parin Rd.
Bo: Stick out like a sore thumb.
Jesse: It's like tryin' to talk to a rock.
Rosco: I'm so mad I could spit.
Waylon: Phonier than a $3 bill.

Episode 79: BIRDS GOTTA FLY
Bo: Don't that make you feel lower than a snake's belly.
Boss: You got as much chance of doing that as your fat sister has of slippin' into a bikini.
Boss: If brains were watermelons, you wouldn't have enough seeds to fill a thimble.
Jesse: Every bird's gotta fly.
Jesse: For every road leading away from home, there's always two more leading back.
Waylon: Know your enemy like the land you fight on.
Waylon: She still drew more customers than beer did flies.
Waylon: Stickin' to them car wreckers like sorghum to biscuits.

Episode 80: BAD DAY IN HAZZARD
Luke: Nailed tighter than a coffin lid.
Jesse: Gonna be all over you like a chicken on a june bug.
Jesse: Know'd you since you was knee-high to a grasshopper.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Waylon: As they say in Hazzard, old dogs do the best tricks.
Waylon: Cuttin' it finer than a frog's hair.
Waylon: Thackery's plan is tickin' along like a railroad watch.

Episode 81: MISS TRI-COUNTIES
Bo: Like an old bull comin' out of a rodeo chute.
Boss: I'm off the hook and in the clover.
Boss: Hightailed it out of here like their britches were on fire.
Waylon: As happy as a mouse trapped in a block of cheese.

Episode 82: SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE
Bo: He's smart enought to be twins.
Boss: Spreadin' like chicken pox.
Dickens: Stickin' to us like a fly to a glue pot.
Luke: Like givin' a thief a license to steal.
Luke: Hotter'n a pistol.
Jesse: So crooked that when the time comes the undertaker's gonna have to screw 'em in the ground.
Jesse: Faster'n a hot knife through soft butter.
Rosco: My lips have been sealed as tight as your money belt.
Rosco: Put 'em away for more years than hairs you got on your little chrome dome.
Waylon: There was enough sweat buildin' to start a flood.
Waylon: Causin' more trouble than a newborn baby.

Episode 82: THE LAW AND JESSE DUKE
Waylon: Looks like a cat with cream on his whiskers.
Waylon: Green with envy and hotter than a west Texas highway on the first of August.

Episode 84: DUKES IN DANGER
Cletus: Safe as a penny in Boss Hogg's pocket.
Leeman: Watchin' you like a hawk.
Waylon: Just like cousins come for the summer.
Waylon: Like a hungry boweevel in a bale of cotton.
Waylon: Land them in more trouble than Custer had indians.

Episode 85: THE NEW DUKES
Boss: They make their cousins Bo and Luke look like choir boys.
Cletus: Buzzards on a buzzsaw.
Coy: I feel guilty as sin.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Waylon: Scares the briars out of me.

Episode 86: DUKES STRIKE IT RICH
Boss: They'll be here 'til the cows come home.
Jesse: My word is a good as gold.
Waylon: Which is in the same category of gettin' blood from a turnip, teeth from a chicken or puttin' socks on a rooster.
Waylon: More times than there was lies in Texas.
Waylon: I'll be John Brown.
Waylon: Scarf'n swill like a whole herd of swine.

Episode 87: LAWMAN OF THE YEAR
Cletus: Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
Coy: More stubborn than a donkey stuck in tar.
Coy: Busier'n a jumper cable at a drag race.
Coy: Slicker'n seven acres of goose grease.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Are you fellers runnin' on all four?
Rosco: Payin' off like a jackpot.
Rosco: Safe as a bug in a rug.
Vance: I seen every wanted poster since Cain took Able.
Vance: Took off out of there like their tails was on fire.
Vance: Beginnin' to smell like an acre full of onions.

Episode 88: COY MEETS GIRL
Bobbi Lee: Faster'n a shot.
Boss: If they ever put a price on your head .. take it.
Boss: You boys ain't worth a milk bucket under a bull.
Boss: How do you like them apples?
Coy: You wouldn't know the truth if you fell on it.
Coy: Don't that fit like a hen on an egg.
Daisy: That'd take a month of Sundays.
Rosco: Cool as a cucumber.
Rosco: They must be three sheets in the wind.
Vance: We're so broke we couldn't buy hay for a nightmare.
Waylon: Beginnin' to smoke like a $2 pistol.

Episode 89: THE HAZZARDGATE TAPE
Boss: Countin' on you two ends up to a big fat zero.
Boss: It'll be a cold day in July. Boss: Still shakin' inside like a bowl full of jelly. Coy: Hungrier than foxes in a hen house.
Coy: Took off like a big gonnie bird.
Jesse: You're up the creek without a paddle.
Rosco: Snug as a little fat bug in a rug.
Rosco: If the government ever saw you like this they'd declare you a dumb guided missle.
Waylon: Scarcer than a chicken with a mouth full of molars.
Waylon: Slicker'n lard on a doorknob.

Episode 90: BIG DADDY
Coy: Cleaner'n Monday's wash.
Vance: Like shoutin' down a dry hole.
Vance: Tighter'n a skin on a sausage.
Waylon: Happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib.
Waylon: Things are smellin' a little downwind from the pig pen.
Waylon: Closer than a Saturday night shave.
Waylon: The sun rises in the east, rainwater is wet and Jesse Duke don't lie.

Episode 91: VANCE'S LADY
Coy: You got to be three bricks shy of a full load.
Coy: Took two the General like hounds to the hen.
Coy: May be as crooked as a barrel of fish hooks.
Coy: That and a dime buys you an apple cider.
Coy: In it knee deep to our earlobs.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Enos: Great gobs of goose grease.
Enos: Like a roman candle on the fourth of July, you can't tell which direction they're goin' off in next.
Vance: He pops off like a button on an old shirt.
Vance: Up and down this road like a yo-yo.
Vance: Change sides faster'n a windshield wiper.
Waylon: Them two words, dynamite and lady, is like fire and gasoline, when you put 'em together in one package.
Waylon: Old Boss would turn momma's picture to the wall any day to get in the Senator's good graces.
Waylon: Boxed in tighter'n a $10 coffin.

Episode 92: HAZZARD HUSTLE
Boss: You oughta have a sign hung on your brain - Out of Order.
Boss: Wouldn't that be a fine kettle of fish.
Boss: Like takin' candy from a baby.
Coy: (unwanted) like a skunk in a bunk.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Lower than a short skunk.
Waylon: Pourin' in like foder fillin' a silo.
Waylon: In more trouble than a salmon spawnin' in a dry creek.
Waylon: Madder'n a nest of hornets poked with a stick.
Waylon: Gonna blow her disguise from her to Roanoke.
Waylon: I bet they'd bet on a monkey pumpin' up a football.
Waylon: Cleaner'n a plate of full chicken when the preacher comes to dinner.

Episode 93: ENOS IN TROUBLE
Boss: Get your tailpipes a fumin'.
Coy: You can bet your Sunday shoes on that.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Enos: How in horse feathers did they get in here.

Episode 94: THE GREAT INSURANCE FRAUD
Boss: Better than havin' the key to Fort Knox.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Waylon: Boss Hogg has got more wrinkles than a bucket of prunes.
Waylon: Don't that just bind up the cheese.

Episode 95: A LITTLE GAME OF POOL
Boss: I see your pilot light ain't completly out.
Coy: No more than spittin' distance.
Enos: Faster'n a porcupine with an ingrown quill.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Vance: It just don't hold water.
Waylon: Take shootin' pool as serious as country drivin', country music and country cookin'.
Waylon: Up to his naval in tall cotton.
Waylon: Feelin' lower than a snake's shadow.

Episode 96: THE TREASURE OF SOGGY MARSH
Boss: You just make like a donut and start dunkin'.
Daisy: I think it's the whole ball of wax.
Rosco: I can't see a pea-pickin' thing.
Sheriff Little: I wouldn't trust Rosco to catch chicken pox.

Episode 97: THE REVENGE OF HUGHIE HOGG
Boss: Hotter'n a billy goat in a pepper patch.
Boss: Faster'n a scalded cat.
Boss: You gotta be 12 cookies short of a dozen.
Boss: Easy as fallin' off a log.
Boss: You got an unfinished attic.
Boss: If I yelled in your ear I'd expect to get an echo.
Coy: What kind of bees do they have in their bonnets now.
Daisy: Dropped Rosco hotter'n a firecracker lit at both ends.
Daisy: Oh, shoot a bug.
Hughie: You're gonna go to jail for more years than your Uncle Jesse's got whiskers.
Rosco: You got more twists and turns than a corkscrew.
Rosco: Spill the whole bowl of beans.
Vance: That boy'll steal him blinder'n those three mice.
Vance: You got the saw by the wrong tree.
Waylon: Like tryin' to catch a handful of eels with a fist full of axel grease.
Waylon: Leavin' an odor you could hang a hat on.
Waylon: Hook, line and sinker.
Waylon: Make Boss' thievin' look like a sharecroper's.

Episode 98: THE RETURN OF THE MEAN GREEN MACHINE
Boss: You gotta mind like a whip, only it just snapped.
Boss: Don't go on like a long playing idiot.
Boss: The best offense is a bigger offense.
Cooter: Don't you boys count your chickens before they're hatched.
Coy: If that don't knock the shingles off the roof.
Coy: I don't think you're playin' with a full deck.
Hatfield: Those boys are tougher to lose than a tick on a hound's tail.
Rosco: Holy Jumpin' Gehosiphat.
Rosco: You are the only man I know who could steal a man's teeth and come back for the gums.
Waylon: Like that old pithy Hazzard saying, don't ever worry about nothin' ever turnin' out wrong, 'cause it usually won't.
Waylon: Like bailin' a leaky boat with a rusty bucket.
Waylon: Meaner'n Lulu Hogg before breakfast.
Waylon: If that don't look like two butterflies tryin' to herd a bull elephant.
Waylon: Either Vance could sell an Arab sand or Bonnie just ain't that shuft.
Waylon: Like a tot in a toy store.

Episode 99: DING, DONG, THE BOSS IS DEAD
Boss: That's like tryin' to stop a 10-ton truck with a spitball.
Boss: I wouldn't let you guard my henhouse.
Daisy: Either his watch is runnin' fast or he ain't got no pulse at all.
Daisy: Squashed flatter'n a junebug stomped by a jackass.
Floyd Calloway: Got more lives than a black cat.
Jesse: That makes about as much sense as horns on a mule.
Rosco: I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
Vance: With more trout than a possum has fleas.
Waylon: Gussie Peabody could spread gossip faster'n Boss could count money.

Episode 100: COY VS. VANCE
Daisy: The kind of puts the crust on the pie, doesn't it?
Daisy: Just hung up the Moon.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Like lookin' for a dang needle in a haystack.
Jesse: That's the Saturday end.
Rosco: Have you lost your kumkwat?
Rosco: Makes the village idiot sound like Einstein.
Waylon: Don't that pop your D string.

Episode 101: COMRADE DUKE
Coy: We stick out like sore thumbs.
Daisy: Flockin' to you like bears to a honey pot.
Daisy: Does syrup go with hotcakes.
Daisy: Heemed in like a sardine in a can.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Waylon: Chargin' like Man-O-War enterin' the home stretch.

Episode 102: WITNESS: JESSE DUKE
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: A fellow's gotta do what a fellow's gotta do, even if it is crooked 'er than a corkscrew.
Jesse: You never get ahead of the fellow you're tryin' to get even with.
Waylon: As hard as findin' a flea in a grain silo.
Waylon: Boss just loves money like a pig loves goobers.

Episode 103: WELCOME BACK, BO 'N' LUKE
Bo: Might have a little bit of a bobcat bitin' at his tail.
Bo: Just by a cat's whiskers.
Boss: Paradin' them around the square like they was conquerin' heroes or sumthin'.
Jesse: Colder'n JD's heart.
Jesse: Mosey'n in like little kittens on padded paws.
Jesse: Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Joey: The barn got too small for the horse.
Rosco: Faster'n a man with pneumonia can sneeze through a mitten.
Waylon: Feelin' lower than a snake's shadow.

Episode 104: BIG BROTHERS, DUKE
Bo: Steal your eye teeth and tell you you needed glasses.
Bo: He ain't gonna change until there's a week with two Sundays in it.
Bo: This place is turnin' into Main Street Saturday Night.
Bo: The road to damnation is just chock full of good intentions.
Bo: Drop you like a dirty shirt.
Boss: You got the IQ of a watermelon with seeds for brains.
Boss: You got a hole in your screen door.
Boss: I'm a cooked goose.
Bo: That's like givin' Boss Hogg the keys to the United States Mint and tellin' him to just watch it for a little while.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: Hungry as bears.
Jesse: Thicker than thieves.
Luke: Patience brings its own reward.
Rosco: Hangin' on you like a scarecrow.
Rosco: Hotter'n a two-dollar pistol.
Rosco: Slicker'n a boiled onion.
Waylon: In more trouble than a turtle crossin' Indianapolis Speedway on Memorial Day.

Episode 105: FAREWELL, HAZZARD
Boss: Don't just stand there like a statue.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: They's gonna think they run into a couple of buzzsaws.
Rosco: Bald like a baby's bottom.
Rosco: Tish Tosh Tiddlywocker.
Waylon: Tighter'n a fat pig squeezin' through a rathole.

Episode 106: DAISY'S SHOTGUN WEDDING
Jesse: Would you look what the cat drug in.
Luke: If wishes were horses beggars would ride.
Pa Beaudry: What in the Sam Hill's the matter with you?
Waylon: Pushin' them engines like there was no tomorrow.
Waylon: Happy as three fat foxes leavin' a chicken coup with nothin' but feathers.

Episode 107: LULU'S GONE AWAY
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Lulu: I'm gonna come down so hard on that man he's gonna have to reach up to touch grass.
Rosco: It's the fat, chubby little husbands that are last to know.
Waylon: Don't that put a clod in the churn.

Episode 108: A BABY FOR THE DUKES
Jesse: The good Lord looks after babies, drunkards and fools.
Rosco: Shame, shame, everybody knows your name.
Rosco: Wait just a pea-pickin' minute.
Waylon: Who couldn't count a dozen eggs without takin' off their shoes.
Waylon: Ain't that a poke in the eye.

Episode 109: TOO MANY ROSCOS
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Rosco: Wait just a pea-pickin' minute.
Rosco: That rattles my slats.
Rosco: Shame, shame, everybody knows your name.

Episode 110: BROTHERLY LOVE
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Rosco: Lyin' just like a tombstone.
Rosco: You got a mind like a steel trap.
Rosco: That man was no more Luke Duke's brother than I am second cousin to a jackass.

Episode 111: THE BOAR'S NEST BEARS
Jesse: He's about as coordinated as a rock.
Jesse: Them boy's have got themselves between a rock and a hard place.
LuAnn: Are two rattlesnakes out of the same nest.
Luke: About as much chance of talkin' him out of it as gettin' him away from the dinner table.
Waylon: The littlest things can sometimes throw a kink in your plow line.
Waylon: About as sympathetic as a hangin'.

Episode 112: BOSS BEHIND BARS
Boss: Take a flyin' jump into a dry creek.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Luke: Dollars to donuts.
Rosco: Too much flab in the cab.
Rosco: Shame, shame, everybody knows your name.
Rosco: Cuff ya and stuff ya.
Waylon: Don't that hitch a cow to a plow. Waylon: Squealin' lik a stuck hog.
Waylon: Pickin' Boss' still clean as a hound's tooth.

Episode 113: A BOY'S BEST FRIEND
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Waylon: Which in Dixie is like sneakin' off with the crown jewels.
Waylon: I'd rather eat a rattlesnake than take on that problem.
Waylon: The things people do in ignorance would shame the devil.

Episode 114: TARGETS: DAISY AND LULU
Jesse: Turned this place upside down and strung it from here to tarnation.
Waylon: I'm seein' more trouble for the Dukes than a new baby.
Waylon: Walked in an tore the place apart like a pair of carpetbaggers.

Episode 115: TWIN TROUBLE
Waylon: More trouble than a fox in a hen house.
Waylon: Either there's two of 'em, or my liver's actin' up.
Waylon: As crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Waylon: When a woman starts tellin' you what you want to hear, you're either in love or trouble.
Waylon: Ain't that slick as blue mud on a door knob.

Episode 116: ENOS'S LAST CHANCE
Boss: You ain't got enough smarts to cover a frog's eyebrow.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Rosco: If brains were gunpowder Enos couldn't blow his nose.
Scanlon (disguised as Len Brady): Been standin' here long enough to grow roots.
Waylon: Dressed up like a preacher ready for a shotgun wedding.

Episode 117: HIGH FLYIN' DUKES
Boss: They could have blackmailed you and me from now until Kingdom Come.
Boss: Them Dukes ain't got a prayer in Hades.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Hector: We must have holes in our screen doors.
Rosco: There's the flaw in the slaw.
Waylon: Them two is as slick as two eels in a lard bucket.
Waylon: Quicker than a New York minute.
Waylon: Fixin' to get both feet in the milk bucket.
Waylon: Well, now they've riled Uncle Jesse, which ranks right up there with nude skydiving and eatin' a rattlesnake head first when it comes to things you ought not do.

Episode 118: COOTER'S GIRL
Jesse: Like tryin' to talk to a rock.
Waylon: That's like pollutin' paradise.
Waylon: If it was rainin' soup old Cooter's bowl would be upside down.
Waylon: Hazzard's gonna look like Sherman's army passed through it in a bad mood.

Episode 119: HEIRESS DAISY DUKE
Bo: Flat as pancakes.
Jesse: Tickier than a hound dog at a flea circus.
Rosco: Shame, shame, passin' the blame.
Waylon: Fixin' to have more trouble than she could say grace over.
Waylon: Now don't that turn your bones to jello?

Episode 120: DEAD AND ALIVE
Appleby: He was deader'n the fish I brought in.
Boss: Dead as a doornail.
Cooter: Sellin' his paintings like they was gold.
Cooter: Like they was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Lenny: Out colder'n a frozen TV dinner.
Little: You couldn't catch a cold if you was naked as a jaybird in the snow.
Luke: We'll get out of here when Hell freezes over.
Rosco: Faster'n a scalded cat.
Rosco: Slicker'n a skinned onion.
Waylon: Talk about a firecracker lit at both ends.
Waylon: Cookin' on all six burners.

Episode 121: PLAY IT AGAIN, LUKE
Bo: You're as pretty as a rainbow and sing like a little bird.
Waylon: Tighter than a preacher's hat band.
Waylon: Just about the time the jam starts to gel, a fly lands in.

Episode 122-123: UNDERCOVER DUKES (2-hr episode)
Bo: Just as smooth as silk on satin.
Waylon: Boss and Rosco could mess up a party in paradise.
Waylon: Keep them behind bars until Gabrielle's trumpet was blowed.

Episode 124: HOW TO SUCCEED IN HAZZARD
Boss: You couldn't catch a three-legged mule in his own stall.
Enos: Faster'n a scalded cat.
Luke: The sheep dip is gonna hit the fan sooner or later.
Jesse: Go to that money like a chicken to a june bug.
Waylon: The quiet life is about as laid back as old Jeb Stuart's calvalry charge.
Waylon: Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Waylon: When the fox asks you to watch the hen house, chances are he's gonna have chicken and you're gonna be stuck with the feathers.
Waylon: Tickin' along just like a train conductor's watch.
Waylon: Runnin' like a threshin' machine through a bumper crop.
Waylon: That's slicker'n New York.
Waylon: The hen house is empty, the fox is lickin' off chicken feathers and the Dukes' goose is about to be cooked.

Episode 125: CLOSE CALL FOR DAISY
Boss: You gotta be 12 cookies short of a dozen.
Cooter: Don't that knock your shirt in the dirt.
Waylon: He took off like a red-boned hound on a possum hunt.
Waylon: Which you can count on just about as much as lettin' a fox free in a hen house.

Episode 126: THE RANSOM OF HAZZARD COUNTY
Bo: Don't that throw your hat in the creek.
Rosco: There could be a flaw in the slaw there.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Waylon: Won't that churn your breakfast.
Waylon: Now this is gonna put some thick in the buttermilk.

Episode 127: THE FORTUNE TELLERS
Boss: Sure as shoe polish.
Luke: If he smelled a profit he'd sell his own mother at a swap meet.
Rosco: Quiver in my liver.
Rosco: She drinks a lot of water, like a burnt-out camel.
Rosco: There may be a flaw in the slaw, yet.
Waylon: Anyone with the brains God gave a goose knows Daisy Duke wouldn't do any wrong.
Waylon: Mad as an old wet hen.
Waylon: Like two foxes lookin' over a new chicken house.
Waylon: If they're leavin' I'm a Mongolian aviator.

Episode 128: COOTER'S CONFESSION
Barton: Clean as morning dew.
Boss: I'm madder than a long-haired dog in a tub of fleas.
Boss: Til I'm old enough to be my own grandpa.
Cooter: Swellin' up like a goose egg.
Enos: Took off like a scalded cat.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Jesse: A stranger's just a friend we've never met.
Rosco: Give you a quiver in your fat little liver.
Rosco: There's a flaw in the slaw.
Waylon: Well, don't that fill grandma's drawers with nightcrawlers.
Waylon: Is a pig' tail pork?

Episode 129: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GENERAL LEE
Jesse: Like talkin' to a rock.
Waylon: Cute as a speckled pup.

Episode 130: WELCOME, WAYLON JENNINGS
Enos: Madder than a wet hen.
Rosco: There's a flaw in the slaw.
Waylon: That was as easy as gettin' up early to go fishin'.
Waylon: Won't that just blow your hat in the creek.
Waylon: Enough food to have an all day singin' and dinner on the grand.
Waylon: Quicker than a room gettin' dark when the light was blowed out.

Episode 131: DR. JEKYLL AND MR. DUKE
Daisy: They're both pretty as pictures.
Waylon: Grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars.
Waylon: Drawn to trouble like a crow to a cornfield.
Waylon: The buttermilk is about to clot.
Waylon: Couldn't have hurt his family any more if he'd studied on it.

Episode 132: ROBOT P. COLTRANE
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Luke: If brains was dynamite ole' Rosco couldn't blow his nose.

Episode 133: NO MORE MR. NICE GUY
Billie Jean: They bought it hook, line and sunk.
Bo: Give an old wet blanket like Luke there an inch he'd measure it.
Bo: Let's don't look a gift hog in the jowls.
Boss: Don't just stand there chewin' your cud.
Boss: I bet my bunions.
Enos: Possum on a gum bush.
Luke: We been snookered good and proper.
Luke: Gettin' harder to lose than a summer cold.
Rosco: Church is not over until the fat lady sings.
Rosco: The flaw in the slaw.
Rosco: Boss is gonna be cut down in the prime of his beef.
Waylon: If that old sayin' is true, "It never rains, but it pours," then get ready to watch a frog strangler on the Dukes.
Waylon: Trouble is already boilin' like a kettle full of oakrey.
Waylon: Took the bait like trout to Jesse Duke's homemade dry fly.
Waylon: Snooker'd smoother'n the gleamin' dome of Boss Hogg.
Waylon: Faster than crowes to a cornfield.
Waylon: Took off faster than bad news travels.
Waylon: Hauled him off like a sack of grits.
Waylon: The hot water Boss was in was just about to boil over like cookin' a fat crab.
Waylon: That piece of cake was about to become humble pie.

Episode 134: THE DUKES IN HOLLYWOOD
Brock: These guys are more reliable than the U.S. Cavalry.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.

Episode 134: COOL HANDS, LUKE AND BO
Jesse: Like talkin' to a ding-dang owl.
Rosco: Tish Tosh Tiddlywalker.
Waylon: Fixin' to gobble up Hazzard like a country Pac-Man.
Waylon: Spread like wildfire.

Episode 136: GO WEST, YOUNG DUKES
Rufus: As crooked as a prairie dog's hind leg.
Thaddeus: My skin is as soft as a two-minute egg.
Waylon: Was trippin' in tall cotton.
Waylon: On him like flies on apple butter.

Episode 137: CALE YARBOROUGH COMES TO HAZZARD
Eddie: Blow this place higher than Boss Hogg's stomach.

Episode 138: DANGER ON THE HAZZARD EXPRESS
Bo: Wait a pea-pickin' minute.
Jesse: I'm gonna turn you every way but loose.
Rosco: Quiver in my liver.
Waylon: If it's unusual in Hazzard, you know it's gonna be a clod-stomper.

Episode 139: SITTIN' DUKES
Benson: Boy, you are nuts, you know it? One wheel in the sand.
Benson: You got grits for brains?
Boss: There ain't enough here to fill a cavity in my tooth.
Cooter: Quicker'n a hot knife goin' through fresh goat butter.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Luke: Ain't been used in a coon's age.
Luke: Crazy as loons.
Waylon: Stick out like a sore thumb.

Episode 140: SKY BANDITS OVER HAZZARD
Rosco: Shame, shame everybody knows your name.
Rosco: I'll get back to you in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Episode 141: THE HAUNTING OF J.D. HOGG
Luke: Madder'n a wet hen.
Rosco: Quiver in my liver.
Waylon: Wasn't hidin' behind the door when the almighty passed out brains.

Episode 142: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A HOGG
Bo: Stickin' to us like flies on a pest strip.
Boss: You gotta be touched in the head to believe a fairy tale like that.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Hughie: Like a swiss watch.
Waylon: Would send a team of oxen to "Sleepy City" in a New York minute.
Waylon: Out colder'n dead mackrels.
Waylon: Got the driving reflexes of a Ridgerunner on an icy road.
Waylon: Gushin' like a couple of oil wells.
Waylon: Sucker'd faster than a country bumpkin at a city carnival.

Episode 143: STRANGE VISITOR TO HAZZARD
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.

Episode 144: ENOS AND DAISY'S WEDDING
Bo: (gone, nothing) Just like a paycheck by Saturday morning.
Boss: There's a flaw in the slaw.
Boss: Oh, what a kettle of fish.
Boss: Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Enos: It'll be as safe with me as an egg under a mother hen.
Enos: Possum on a gumbush.
Rosco: If that doesn't take the paper off the roll.
Rosco: You are in deep sheep dip.
Rosco: Shame, shame everybody knows your name.
Waylon: As sure as a one legged duck will swim in a circle.

Episode 145: OPENING NIGHT AT THE BOAR'S NEST
Rosco: That'll knock your socks in the dirt.
Waylon: Leavin' old Rosco with grits on his face.

Movie: THE DUKES OF HAZZARD REUNION
Don: Tangled together thick as kudzu.
Don: Fixin' to be more curves than a bucket full of snakes.
Don: Cookin' like a Tennesse barnburner.
Don: Slicker'n elopin'.
Don: As solid as wet grits.
Jesse: Slicker'n deer guts on a doorknob.
Luke: Like Jeb Stuart said, "When the enemy's got you outmanned and outgunned that's the time to outthink him."
Luke: Armed like Desert Storm.
Mama Max: These clowns fight like ballet dancers.
Rosco: If there's a little flaw in the slaw.
Rosco: Shame, shame everybody knows your name.

Movie: THE DUKES OF HAZZARD: HAZZARD IN HOLLYWOOD
Bo: Beatin' your brother like a rented mule.
Bo: You sound sweeter'n a summer breeze whisperin' thru a stand of Mississippi loblolly pine.
Bo: Dull as dirt.
Cletus: Lost'em like a toad in a tornado.
Deacon: Whoop you like a red-headed stepchild.
Enos: That poor old boy is just a foul ball lost in the tall weeds.
Mac: Harder than Japenese arithmetic.
Mac: A string of convictions a country mile long.
Mac: Love dancin' more than red cabbage.
Patch: Dumber than a rock.

Cartoon Episode 1: PUT UP YOUR DUKES
Daisy: If you let that weasel into your chicken coup you're gonna wind up with nothin' but feathers.
Daisy: He's as big as a barn door.
Rosco: Great gobs of gallopin' goose grease.

Cartoon Episode 2: JUNGLE JITTERS
Boss: You possumhead.
Boss: If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
Boss: Looks like there's no more hay in the barn for us.
Rosco: Oh my grits and gravy.

Cartoon Episode 3: THE DUKES IN VENICE
Boss: You are grinnin' like a cat lappin' gravy.
Boss: I'll bet you a ham to a horseshoe.
Boss: Sticks out like a racehorse at a plowin' meet.
Daisy: Boss really wound our clock this time.
Daisy: This is worse than lookin' for a short flea on a tall mule.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.

Cartoon Episode 4: MOROCCO BOUND
Boss: Before I'm flat as a flapjack.
Boss: You'd forget your head if it weren't stuck in your hat.
Daisy: Boss really wound our clock this time.
Rosco: Well dog my cats.
Rosco: It's colder'n Boss' heart in here.

Cartoon Episode 5: THE SECRET SATELLITE
Boss: Well I'll be dipped in sasspirilla.
Boss: Well I'll be a nightcrawler's nephew.
Vance: Slipperier than a greased eel in a muddy swamp.

Cartoon Episode 6: THE DUKES OF LONDON
Boss: I'm hungry as a tater bug in a pea patch.
Boss: You couldn't drive a duck to a mill pond.
Vance: Closer'n Uncle Jesse's strappin' razor.
Vance: Slicker'n duck feathers.

Cartoon Episode 7: THE GREECE FLEECE
Daisy: He's busier than a 12-legged calf at fly time.
Jesse: Went drier than a mouthful of gingerbread in July.

Cartoon Episode 8: THE DUKES IN INDIA
Coy: Bet you dollars to cornpens.
Coy: I'll be a mudsucker's uncle.
Coy: Could charm the eyes right off a tater.
Rosco: Great gobs of gravy.
Vance: Holey Hollyhocks.
Vance: In two shakes of an elephant's tail.

Cartoon Episode 9: THE DUKES IN URBEKISTAN
Boss: Don't just sit there like a pat of butter on a corncob.
Boss: You been snoozin' like a toad on a warm rock.
Rosco: Loyal as a guard dog in a butcher shop.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.

Cartoon Episode 10: A HOGG IN HONG KONG
Boss: Your head's runnin' on empty again.
Boss: If brains was electricity, you couldn't run a nightlight.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Vance: We're caught like fish in a bucket.

Cartoon Episode 11: THE DUKES OF SCOTLAND
Boss: It's colder'n a witch's wart out here.
Boss: Soaked in the moat like a goat in a creek.
Boss: Galloppin' gizzards.
Boss: Don't just sit there like you're chewin' a cud.
Jesse: Faster'n a rabbit in a dog race.
Vance: More tricks up his sleeve than a card shark on a riverboat.

Cartoon Episode 12: THE DUKES DO PARIS
Boss: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.
Coy: Well I'll be a fish in a fry pan.
Daisy: As crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Cartoon Episode 13: THE DUKES IN SWITZERLAND
Boss: Faster'n a toad can swallow a ladybug.
Boss: Took the bait like a hungry trout on opening day.
Boss: Slicker'n quicker'n a fox can grab a chicken in a hen house.

Cartoon Episode 14: BOSS O'HOGG AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE
Boss: Sizzle'n like fat back in a fryin' pan.
Luke: Done fixed our wagons good and proper.
Luke: Thicker'n pigs feet.
Rosco: Flatter'n a fritter.
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.

Cartoon Episode 15: TALES OF THE VIENNA HOODS
Boss: As helpless as a pig on ice skates.
Luke: With Boss, cheatin's as natural as squealin' to a pig.

Cartoon Episode 16: THE KID FROM MADRID
Boss: You couldn't get hot sauce at a Barcelona barbecue.
Luke: I'll bet my bottom dollar.

Cartoon Episode 17: A DICKENS OF A CHRISTMAS
Daisy: Since she was knee-high to a heffer.
Ghost of Christmas Present: You ain't got the brains of a summer squash.
Jake: You better be as nice as pie.
Jake: Drier than a swamp frog in the summertime.

Cartoon Episode 18: THE CANADIAN CAPER
Boss: Don't mean dipsy dickens.
Boss: You gotta get up while the roster's still nappin' to outsnooker J.D. Hogg.
Luke: Sure as a bump on a warthog's nose.
Luke: Can't cry over spilt milk.
Rosco: Gone blacker'n a cockroach in a cracker box.

Cartoon Episode 19: THE DUKES IN HOLLYWOOD
Boss: They're honest as the day is long.
Boss: Faster than a tiny toad's tongue at fly time.
Luke: Knows his way around this place like a snake in a gopher patch.

Cartoon Episode 20: A HOGG IN FOGGY BOG
Boss: As blind as a coal mine mule at midnight.
Boss: You are soft as a grape.
Boss: If brains was money you couldn't buy a lick on an all-day sucker.
Jesse: Ain't seen you in a month of Sundays..
Rosco: Jumpin' Gee Hosiphat.