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Melanie Stayer

So like this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down. I was sitting in a chair. Talking to some peeps. I met Melanie and we were so sweet. She is my friend, always till the end. And we even met an old fat hen. Well anyway. Melanie is a really fun and weird girl. She knows how to make a piece of poop on a hot dog bun seem funny! Well hello and hey to my buddy Melanie!

Information and Stuff

Birthday: September 27, 1983
Sex: Female
Name: Melanie Rose Stayer
Nick-Names: Titties, Warren G. (the Watergator), Mel-dawg, Fagwad
Eye Color: Light green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'2"
Email Address:
Homepage: wAn Rk ll LL gHt, aNd R vr d
Lives in: South B-Lo - Buffalo, NY
Shoe Size: 7 ½
Quote: - "Life's short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf."
"Thou shall not wear tube socks with flip flops,"
and my personal favorite, "Life is like a penis most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it."
All are by the bona fide lo-fi high octane philosopher, James franks, BKA Jimmy Pop Ali of the Bloodhound Gang


Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Book: Um let's see... Slapstick, Slaughter house 5, Breakfast of Champions (and anything else by Kurt Vonnegut), The Green Mile, The Shining, The Giver, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and A Clockwork Orange

Favorite Song: Anything by the Bloodhound Gang, Dave Matthews Band, Our Lady Peace, Fatboy Slim, Pink Floyd, Rush, The Beatles, The Monkees, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cars, The Tea Party, 80's music, Disco, and old school Madonna

Favorite Singer: Anthing mentioned above
Favorite Movie: oh boy... FIGHT CLUB, Drop Dead Fred, Dirty Dancing, Breakfast Club, Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, Stand By Me, Yellow Submarine, Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, Alice in Wonderland, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Faculty, Final Destination, Cruel Intentions, Freeway

Favorite T.V. Show: The Andy Dick Show (I love him!), Undressed, Jackass, The Weakest Link
Favoite Actor/Actress: Andy Dick
Favorite Animal: Flamingos
Favorite Stuffed Animal: I have a few from when I was a tot
Favorite Food: Chicken Fingers and Italian Ice

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