"There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."

"I'm a woman who was raised to believe that you are not complete unless you have a man. Well, in some ways it's true. I am a feminist to a point. But I'm not going to deny the fact that I love to be with men."

"Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you’re good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe you can combat some of the ugliness in the world."

"I'll have alot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full."

"I studied acting, I studied dancing, I studied singing, I was prepared. And that's, uh, the real message. Which is be prepared."

"Men are really much simpler mechanisms than women. Even when they have mid-life crises, they do it in a mindless way. Women at least try to dig down deep and figure life out, but men go off and have sex with young girls they can't even talk to."

"If you put junk food in your body, your body will turn to junk."

"How long can you be cute?"

"A few years ago, a compilation show of Laugh-In sketches was put together for the show's 25th anniversary. I remember watching it...with tears rolling down my face. After 25 years, you have to look at yourself and say, 'Well, who are you now?' I can honestly say...the reason I was crying is that I am still that person. I've grown up. I've gone through the trials and tribulations of life. I've lost my parents since then. I've had two failed marriages. And on the back burner--'cause it's not so important to me, though it does play a part--I've had career ups and downs. Yet the essence of that person I was has remained."

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